I hate to ask this. My dear boy Watson requires dental work that I can not afford. I've tried to put it off, but he is starting to have bad pain and is starting to suffer. If anyone can help, I'd really appreciate it. gofund.me/03a065438

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Hi all. I'm Aaron, but most of you know me as Red. My dear boy Watson requires dental work tha… Aaron Ewen needs your support for Help with Watson's Medical

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I'm popular on Twitter isn't the brag you think it is.

"Let's not speak ill of the dead"? Oh, so assholes get a free pass because they did the one thing every single person will do someday? Am I only allowed to speak ill of the immortal?

Stages of life: 1. Birth 2. You gotta be fucking kidding me 3. Death

[in the mosh pit] CAN EVERYONE STOP MOVING AROUND FOR A SECOND I DROPPED MY SHRIMP COCKTAIL

please do not eat my shorts if you’re hungry i can feed you cheeses and those fancy miniature pickles that make you feel like a giant

My happy place

A delicious cold brew and my pug. Life is good.

Making a thread of disabled artists because a lot of AI "artists" use disabilities as a defense for using the theft machine and are really quick to call you ableist for calling out that bullshit You dont need to be of able body and or mind to create.

26 months clean and sober. Grateful for the love and support, my homies.

Does anyone still use bluesky? Seems boring as fuck

LIFE HACK: call your company’s line using your personal cell phone. Put yourself on hold for a blissfully obscene amount of time Voila, no more calls from stupid people

2 Years sober tomorrow. I am absolutely blessed to have had so many awesome people in my corner. It has had its ups and downs, but I'm honestly a better person now than I was back then. Thanks for the love, homies

We dance to all the wrong songs! We enjoy all the wrong moves! We dance to all the wrong songs! We're not leading!

Hey Usha, need a wire coat hanger?

Fuck the USA

if you hold both my ears when you kiss me a polaroid of our passionate moment ejects from my butthole

I'm on a sideroad to heck.

Black shading done.

is this is the sign we've been waiting for

A recent drawing I did for a friend.

Making fun of someone's sobriety isn't the flex you think it is.

If she's yelling at you, quickly put a piece of crab rangoon in her mouth and she'll stop.

Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech. Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.

The itsy bitsy spider’s name is Sisyphus. Not many people know this.

she better run

Some of the coolest music I've ever found was in the discount bin of the record store.

My doctor said I am morbidly obese but in like a sexy way.

All my homies hate ICE

Everything i learned about Taylor Swift was against my will