Laurel Brehm

@drlearnasaurus.bsky.social

Psycholinguist @ UCSB. Professionally: Language errors and stats. Also: cats, my kids, social justice, shit-posting

Scoop: For nearly a year, NSF has struggled to make new grants. Now we know that it will not catch up. In fact, NSF will award just 6,100 new grants—a 30% y/o/y decline, itself down from a previous avg. of 11,000+. In fact, the last time NSF awarded so few grants was in the early '80s.

Exclusive: NSF set to issue lowest number of new grants in four decades

The US science-funding agency is withholding $1 billion of its budget so that the money can go to a special White House project.

nature.com

Temple U assigned my trans daughter to an all male dorm. They have no remaining gender inclusive single rooms - which we thought we had. We are heartbroken. Unloading the car back at home, kid in tears. Don’t even know what to say now, but you can bet I will soon. It won’t be pretty.

I’ve been in the research blahs this week But I got a citation alert that the contrast coding manifesto was cited in an urban planning paper, which is so affirming because I tried so so hard to aim for accessibility and this is objective proof of success on that aim.

“With same tools used to study human data & whale song, we show that culturally transmitted Bengalese finch song has statistically coherent subsequences whose distribution follows a power law. Parallels between distant species suggest that core properties of language arise via convergent evolution”🧪

Language-like statistical structure arises in learned signaling: evidence from birdsong

Tools inspired by how human infants learn speech reveal language-like statistical structure in birdsong.

science.org

Friends! My lab is hiring a lab/project manager to start this academic year! This position is 1 year with a possibility to renew. Please share widely. This position is appropriate for recent undergraduates and will be in person in Chicago. uchicago.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/External/job...

Lab/Project Manager

Department AHD Staff: Linguistics Administration 2 About the Department The Speech Perception and Production Lab asks how people perceive and produce speech, with a particular focus on communication a...

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I have funding for a 2027 PhD position at Hong Kong Polytechnic University to examine HK newspaper discourse. You will have experience of corpus linguistics and discourse analysis and be able to work with written Chinese. The closing date for applications is August 31. Contact me if interested.

We already do this and companies who want them are happy to pay for PhD student interns. Why do precious and limited NSF funds need to be deployed for this? Most PhD student pursue industry jobs anyways - that has always been true. Use NSF funds to support basic science that industry wont support!

Jonathan Wosen@jonathanwosen.bsky.social · 3w ago

With academic jobs few and far between, the NSF is testing a new approach to graduate education: Giving Ph.D. students industry experience — and dollars — as part of their training. For more, see my latest for @statnews.com. www.statnews.com/2026/07/29/h...

Just out: Statistical Modeling for (Actual) Hypothesis Testing: Building Cumulative Knowledge in Corpus Linguistics (Larsson & Hancock, 2026) Download for free until August 11: doi.org/10.1017/9781... On methods for evaluating empirically informed hypotheses. @cambup-linguistics.cambridge.org

Statistical Modeling for (Actual) Hypothesis Testing

Cambridge Core - Research Methods in Linguistics - Statistical Modeling for (Actual) Hypothesis Testing

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It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.

Forbes@forbes.com · last mo.

Taylor Farms, which supplies major fast food and grocery chains, was identified as the possible source of the cyclosporiasis outbreak Thursday.