Read old books.

Sorry haters. Iykyk

You’d think, with a pirate dog and all

The New York Times@nytimes.com · yesterday

Harry Blodgett was determined to sail from Oregon to American Samoa even though friends and neighbors told him it was a bad idea for an 86-year-old with limited sailing experience, and a one-eyed dog.

"what the leaves conceal" 9" x 11" pen and ink

very few bookstores have homepages this strong @eveninghouse.bsky.social rules

I, too, would like to blame Joe Biden for having to go to work after a Thirsty Thursday.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d ago

GOP Rep. Andy Harris blames [checks notes] Joe Biden for Republicans getting obliterated in the midterms

Hear hear to not having to hear there

Emma Berquist@emmaberquist.bsky.social · 3d ago

we’re going to make it illegal to watch videos in public without headphones

I Can’t See Anything because none of the showtimes have been working with my schedule.

Underrated that the 13 colonies voted Dem this cycle lol

"Everybody thinks I’m a cowboy. Fuck that. I’m a dog.” Pictured: Terry Allen, ANCIENT ("Dugout" Stage I), 2000–2001

I do, actually, like watching a beam go up.

We are not interested in revenge, Representatives, be at ease! We voters are simply interested in verifying the authenticity of this rare and enticing new cask of Amontillado. We could use a discerning palate such as yours to come to our family vaults, dear friends, and let us know for certain!

So… what we cooking?

Ok, well, I guess we're starting again I'm running to be the Face of Halloween! This is a competition run by Colossal to fund the Starlight Foundation, a children's cancer research facility. You can vote every 24 hours. My campaign will fund VOIDCON 2027 Help me out! faceofhalloween.org/2026/cieri

It’s up to you to decide their fate... Help decide who will haunt the pages of Rue Morgue Magazine, claim $13,000, and meet horror legends!

I'm A Pulp Novelist Based Out Of NYC. I've Written Three Books, Including The Sapphic Satanic Panic Novel Backmask.

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Things seem quiet today…

Muppets Mulholland Drive would be a banger.

⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie)@stinasdemons.com · 4d ago

Happy wonderful, weird, whimsical Wednesday, my dudes (gender-neutral) 🖤 Let's enjoy today, shall we?

truer words were never spoken: be whimsical.

⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie)@stinasdemons.com · 4d ago

Happy wonderful, weird, whimsical Wednesday, my dudes (gender-neutral) 🖤 Let's enjoy today, shall we?

Anywhere sending out acceptances tonight?

Here is what is likely the only poetry we’ll be able to publish next year. We would love to publish more, but money, time and money. olasubs.com/call/6ae7f7b...

Buying so much gas and diversifying my portfolio with all this daylight I’m saving.

American haiku

When I thought things couldn’t get worse, a pain begins radiating from my book holding finger. A horror story.

As a parent I like saying I didn’t make the rules knowing full well that I did make the rules.

After 31 viewings of Rob Zombie’s 31, there won’t be a 32nd.

Tim Burton’s directing the neighborhood this evening

my favorite Tarot card from the "additional tarot cards" deck. 4"x 6" egg tempera on panel

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Greg Heffley and his Magic 8 Ball predicted chatgpt in 2013.

If George W. Bush can make art without AI, so can you.