Optimus: The cup is the right of all sentient beings Megatron: Why throw away your cup so recklessly? Starscream: Megatron has fallen, the cup is mine!
brianloveswords@brianloveswords.com · yesterdayOptimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Corgan: The cup is a vampire
folks sorry to engage in Discourse but *please* teach your cats to spell. some of these cat account posts hurt my brains
Sabres goal song when they wear the goathead should be Black Betty by Ram Jam obviously
More people need to eat a knuckle sandwich or two for being a shitass.
Maggie Harrison Dupré@mharrisondupre.bsky.social · 4d agoNEW: Teen boys are using smart glasses — mainly Meta's AI Glasses — to film themselves harassing classmates at school, following girls around and "rizzing" them or "ragebaiting" them w/ insults. In several videos we reviewed, girls plead w/ the poster to stop filming. futurism.com/artificial-i...
I finally watched Heretic (2024) and it's nice that they finally made a movie about what happens if someone were to visit a reddit atheist's home
7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
"damn why is the generation who grew up during the war on terror and the financial crisis and donald trump's two presidencies embracing a form of politics where money goes towards helping people?" idk man because that's a better use of it than what we've done for basically my whole life?
I dreamt nail clippers were never invented and we all had to use the knives they use for horse hooves
*cake doing play-by-play of a football game* hes torn his meniscus
Rewatching The Pitt and knowing now that Mel is Bryan Cranston's daughter she absolutely has some of his mannerisms in her performance
if you're somehow still alive, and you're seeing this, please - pokemon go to the escape pods
Mika Fae Queen of Night 🏳️⚧️@msmaxwellmusic.bsky.social · last wk.this has real "final video log on derelict space freighter" vibes
It's wild that Democrats won control of the government after HW, W, and Trump 1, and yet
Senator Ron Wyden@wyden.senate.gov · 5mo agoJust so we're all clear, this is a war crime and would be punishable by life or death under U.S. law.
Emptying the dishwasher satisfaction tiers: S - big plates A - glasses, mugs B - bowls and small plates C - pots, pans D - utensils F - anything plastic that needs to air dry
S - skeletal A - muscular, circulatory B - nervous, respiratory C - reproductive, urinary D - digestive, integumentary, immune/lymphatic F - endocrine
Optimus Prime spends millions of years fighting a war on Cybertron and remains a noble, kind, fatherly figure He's spends like 2 years in America and suddenly he's a snarling psychopath
Yesterday was the nine year anniversary of "Unite the Right," a deadly riot in Charlottesville, VA, that killed multiple people, including antiracist activist Heather Heyer. Today, there are powerful people that want you to believe that what we saw with our own eyes is a lie. Don't let them.
there’s an important lesson in Abdul El-Sayed’s win and Francesca Hong’s loss, and that is that in politics it’s good to be cool and bad to be weird.