The stars at NIGHT, are big and BRIGHT, deep in the BLAAAAART of BLEXAS

Two things: 1. #Wicker is an excellent movie. Go see it immediately. 2. For the love of God, white men, please THINK and PLAN extremely carefully before you attempt a sexy Halloween costume and end up in unintentional brown face.

Candy is dandy but #Wicker will...

Two things: 1. #Wicker is an excellent movie. Go see it immediately. 2. For the love of God, white men, please THINK and PLAN extremely carefully before you attempt a sexy Halloween costume and end up in unintentional brown face.

[Two Opticians getting married] Priest: For better or worse? Better or worse? Better or worse?

No one whines about the off-season more than baseball fans but there is NEVER NOT BASEBALL.

Rob Wesley@eastwes.bsky.social · last mo.

162 games in the books. And now, what some people consider the start of the “real” season: That’s right, the second set of 162 games played by the remaining 12 teams, which will ultimately determine who makes it to the MLB playoffs.

Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.

NCC-60147-working on comms@ncc-60205.bsky.social · 2mo ago

someone animate voyager walking with those tiny legs please

Last year (a few weeks earlier but give me a break I'm co-directing a children's show) I had crazy takes for the Eagles and Penn State. Gonna keep it going this year. PSU will go undefeated but we won't know if we're actually any good until round 2 of the playoffs because of our dogshit schedule...

Dusty Lee 💦🥩@dustylee.bsky.social · last yr.

...if we don't win the national championship this year, I say we fire Franklin, snatch Bill O'Brien away from Boston College and go 8-4 (but with IMMACULATE vibes) for the next 30 years.

I've really been meaning to find time to draw the pride flag in anime style, but it just hasn't fit into my busy schedule. Thanks for taking that off my plate, AI!

Not really a fan of the way college football has become a quasi-pro mercenary league over the last decade because it robs schools of their tradition and character. But a 56-yard gain ending in penalties and a missed medium-range field goal against Temple? That's Penn State football baybeee!

gotta bring this classic over here

if i saw C3PO trying to make art i would smash him apart with a wrench

It’s crazy that after thousands of years of human civilisation we still don’t know what causes solar eclipses

Bluesky is the official app of sports.

Homefield@homefield.bsky.social · 3mo ago

college football

Going to a wedding tonight. Before we left the house, I held my beautiful wife in my arms, looked into her eyes and said the same ten words I've said before every wedding we've attended since our own..."If there's a raw bar I'm going to embarrass you."

@tomandlorenzo.bsky.social you always say Project Runway never launched a successful fashion career but this Christian Siriano light-up plastic haunted mirror I found at TJ Maxx says otherwise...

𝚂𝙾 𝙵𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙷. 𝚂𝙾 𝙲𝙻𝙴𝙰𝙽.

My room temp and correct take on tipping is that if you make a comfortable living you tip servers always and you tip them well because who the fuck do you think you are

Ladies and gentlemen, my twenties....except I couldn't even play guitar

No Context Achewood@achewoodnc.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I hated QR codes when they came out and still do. Make a short URL. It takes less time to type in a 10 character URL than it does to open your camera app and focus it right, and you still get just the same mad when it doesn't work

I want our next Dem president to bring back the WPA and just build infrastructure all across this country again. Build green energy, trains, housing, etc. We can have nice things (and nice bathrooms), but we have to invest in ourselves!

Vic Thorstenson@vthorstenson.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Man, nobody could build a shithouse like the WPA.

The skeet I'm reskeeting asks for WRONG answers. I must humbly submit the RIGHT answer.

USEDUNIVERSE@useduniverse.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Best STAR TREK captain. Wrong answers only No other Starship captain could stop the flow of time.

I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off

I love when my city gets weird. This is so much more quintessentially American than that sad spectacle in DC and Franklin himself would have fucking LOVED it

Philadelphia Inquirer@inquirer.com · 4mo ago

Latecomers — men and women dressed like the famed Founding Father — walked through the crowd to the front. It wasn’t a catwalk, per se, but the Franklin stroll.⁠ 🔗 www.inquirer.com/news/philade...

mad how the defining cultural image of Steamboat Willie is Mickey whistling and driving the boat, and not the bit where he plays a pig's nipples as a musical instrument while it shrieks in pain