this is what every opinion columnist in the US and UK actually believes

Diana Soreil@silencedrowns.bsky.social · 7h ago

What in the absolute goddamn hell is this supposed to mean on what planet is “the government implants trackers to ban you from having sex” the same sort of thing in your head as “please wear a mask in public when you’re sick”

my straight sex knowledge is limited but what is this? leg humping?

Eric Ravenscraft@lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 2h ago

i gotta admit, this is incredible world-building in the Sex Purge Universe, it is ILLEGAL to get spit roasted or fuck upside down but it is LEGAL to hold hands while three feet apart, and cry in the shower

sex purge rom com could work if it was secretly also The Zone of Interest a little graffiti in the background with negative sentiment about the policy isn't gonna cut it

The director of Sex Purge: Please don't ask me questions about the Sex Purge

oh my god, the thing, the thing people have been begging someone to do for eighteen months, it finally happened

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 12h ago

holy shit -- Schiff ties Trump's judicial nominees in knots by asking them who won the 2016 before *before* asking them who won in 2020, which results in them sounding like election deniers about Trump's victories!

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

guys i like AFI too just let me be upset about E Street Cinema in peace

okie dokie

New York might legalise bathhouses 👀👀👀

under communism i will run the film school where all students watch the entire filmography of preston sturges like this:

extremely satisfying seeing someone eat their laken-riley vote

Angie Craig, Peggy Flanagan spar over fraud, immigration in U.S. Senate debate

The DFL candidates butted heads during an MPR News debate over their records on key policy positions and sought to make the case that they were best suited to advance to the November ballot.

mprnews.org

bort@crushbort.bsky.social · 2mo ago

it’s gonna be so nice to see angie craig lose

hate working here at the government tattoo studio where we make the tattoos that magically detect PIV sex and nothing else

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 14h ago

i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else

I'm genuinely so relieved I wasn't the only person baffled by this movie premise

Daniel Bond@dwbond.bsky.social · 4w ago

there's this rom com trailer that mentions "the one night a year single people are allowed to have sex" I genuinely don't know what this is referring to; is it a The Purge type situation? If not, I'd guess it was New Year's, but they're dressed like it's summer. Is it Labor Day?

I'm working to change the Sex Purge regime from within

Using a Flipper Zero to set off conservatives' snitch tattoos and get them arrested

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 14h ago

i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else

I hope the El-Sayed scare light a fire under national progressives’ asses to lock the fuck in for Flanagan, Hong, and Markey Congress is about to go on recess, Bernie/AOC/Warren better be camping out in Minnesota Wisconsin and Massachusetts for the next month

The Athletic@theathletic.com · 18h ago

Aaron Rodgers spoke out about Dr. Anthony Fauci. Sophie Cunningham spoke out about transgender athletes. Caitlin Clark chose not to weigh in. Three different approaches, one common result: criticism. Steve Buckley on how athletes can't win on social media: nyti.ms/3Sa9A7D

The fact that these people have the nerve to open their mouths to talk about “protecting women and girls” while doing shit like this… whew!

Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 17h ago

Mike Johnson tells Politico that he's standing behind Republican Max Miller — despite the "serious" domestic abuse allegations against him.

voting in the election for either Ford Carr or Bonita Gooch

treat some things like you would before the internet why does a pound of butter come in a different shape on the east coast and the west coast that's just one of life's little mysteries

In other Michigan news, the state looks set to elect it's first transgender lawmaker. Joanna Whaley won her Democratic primary and will compete in November for a state house seat, beating a primary opponent who tried and failed to disqualify her for not running under her deadname

bedtime, baby!!!

Sahil Kapur@sahilkapur.bsky.social · 23h ago

🚨🚨 Abdul El Sayed wins the Democratic Senate primary in Michigan, NBC News projects. He defeats Haley Stevens.

you know it's an unexpected result when the NYT doesn't have a candidate photo

The Downballot@the-downballot.com · yesterday

Seems like an upset might be brewing in the GOP primary in #MI08 to take on Dem Rep. Kristen McDonald Rivet. Trump endorsed Amir Hassan, but he currently trails an absolute nobody who suspended his campaign a month ago by a wide margin.

ATTENTION TO ALL DEM TAX CUT SLOPULISTS

tens of thousands of people for some reason:

Bill McKay@mckay4senate.bsky.social · yesterday

Don't care, still voting McMorrow.

I forgot to mention that my hotel room does not simply have a cuck chair. It has a cuck CHAMBER.

oh Oregon is legit on fire whew 😷

I don't have the time of day for the "ha ha the woke era went crazy" jokes when this is the era we're currently in

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterday

Sen. Jim Banks refers to American citizens as "the babies of invaders" and compares them to Nazi spies and terrorists

one weird thing about having all the different feeds is there are people you'll see so regularly on Popular With Friends and For You that you assume that you follow them, and then it turns our you don't

predates Henny Youngman by a decade, gotta see this

Up next on TCM@tcm-up-next.bsky.social · yesterday

I LOVE MY WIFE BUT! (1947) — 3:45 pm ET — 9m (TCM Extras) Dorothy Short, Anne O'Neal, Dave O'Brien; directed by David Barclay A short film about the various types of wives that one can have and how to deal with them. #TCM #TCMParty