Election Correspondent Or Whatever 🇵🇸
@dylanbickers.com
(They/them) Non-binary Jewish communist. Untrained anthropologist studying the significance of shitposts. My views do not reflect those of my unemployer.
I may just be stupid big the @patstaresat.bsky.social line of “be brave enough to hate a woman, not a women” has me crying cc @mothman-kisser69.bsky.social
How do you lose a fucking body are you stupid?
I am smarter than the stupid people I laugh at, but I'm sure that there are smarter people laughing at me.
I'm so glad Hayley Stevens lost because if you fold this hard under Anderson Cooper you're too much of a pussy to be in office
Top of the table or bottom of the table in the COD match I'm always gonna key my mic and say "good game" I keep it muted the rest of the time bc y'all don't need to hear my negative self-talk lmao
I appreciate the girlboss in Hayley Stevens wanting to avoid the cliche of an October surprise
regardless of how tuesday goes, someone's political instincts leading them to realign with the republican party right now is so fucking funny
"I don't want to undermine that," she says, as she makes an attempt to undermine that by stumping with his GOP rival lmao
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 4d ago"Of course, Abdul has been running his campaign. He's been working very hard; I don't want to undermine that. I just want to be honest about where I am...," Haley Stevens says
I'm very excited to stay up late to watch election results come in
This is the only time I'm gonna do an OSU bit, ahem: Ann Arbor is a whore but Hayley Stevens's cheaper!
Apple I swear to god if you don't let me turn off these fuckass "high volume warning" notifications for BONE CONDUCTION HEADPHONES I will lose my shit. I am causing no damage to my hearing because I am _actively bypassing_ the stereocilia!!!!
All this time I wasn't sure what the jpeg dog meme meant bc I hadn't played Ace Combat 7 but yeah that sure as hell is a jpeg of a dog
I'm glad myself and President Trump could find common ground: hating Bill Maher
I was very apprehensive of the new CoD but the opening mission in campaign of a crew of South Korean soldiers clowning on a white kid attached to their unit was very funny
Guy at the taqueria gave me a free hibiscus juice so I'm gonna be riding that high for the next week or so
In the slop site's defense, I think they meant tonsil _stones_
twitter brain is going to cost the GOP ohio entirely nobody outside the nazi hellsite thinks this is an acceptable thing to be doing but everyone in the campaign including the candidate lives there so they’re going to destroy the whole ticket
jamelle@jamellebouie.net · 2w agoi don't think i've ever seen a campaign do a murder-suicide before (decent chance this drags down the entire GOP ticket in the state)
It should be a front page story every day that the President has no idea what health insurance is. I mean it. We’ve never gotten anything like that accurate story.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoTrump: "We will pass a truly great healthcare plan that will stop all payments to big insurance companies"
I really don't know what to tell people who don't like the second half. Sorry war is a bummer?
Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · 2w agoThe conventional wisdom on FULL METAL JACKET is that it’s one of the weakest Kubrick movies “especially in the second half” but what if I told you… the whole movie is good youtu.be/j-juHLOCyoQ
I want to let @patstaresat.bsky.social and @mothman-kisser69.bsky.social know this is the closest I ever came to a fighter in the Air Force
tommy taking the charlie brown walk toward the door at the end is very funny
Abdul El-Sayed@abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 3w agoThis is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.