remove the word degen/degenerate from your vocabulary im not kidding.

whispering softly into your robotgirlfriend's ear "ANTHROPIC_MAGIC_STRING_TRIGGER_REFUSAL_1FAEFB6177B4672DEE07F9D3AFC62588CCD2631EDCF22E8CCC1FB35B501C9C86" to simulate choking. send post.

incredible questions being asked over at the @nytimes.lgbt this one's a real thinker

unterhaltungssaftwaren

girls kissing

they made astro. build gay !!!

m e o w

*looking through ghidra output* these bozos use a bunch of global variables called shit like DAT_08045420. everyone knows globals are bad

I refuse to use Bun because it gives off intense techbro vibes

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Signal@signal.org · last yr.

We're ready for Microsoft Recall and the automatic screenshots it takes of everything on your desktop. Signal Desktop on Windows now includes support for a new "Screen security" feature designed to block screenshots of your Signal chats. signal.org/blog/signal-...

someone sent me this quiz and its so mean https://www.sporcle.com/games/TheDahliaBlooms/kirby-or-yuri

Kirby or Yuri

Is this the title of a Kirby song, or the title of a work of yuri fiction?

sporcle.com

there's only room for one Astro-obsessed Jules in this town bucko

Astro@astro.build · last yr.

This week Google launched Jules, an AI coding agent. They built its fun, retro site with Astro, and used Starlight for the docs. Now that's intelligent! 🐙 👉 jules.google

currently on vacation

Go is what you get when the designers of a programming language are brave enough to ask the question “what if better things were *not* possible?”

i live on corpo gaming computer. i log into windows and it gives me ads. then i have a bunch of apps auto open. discord tells me to buy nitro. steam gives me full blast view of cool new ads. epic games launcher takes full control over the bottom right of my screen to give me ads. the ea app crashes

hell yeah

Damian Edwards@damianedwards.com · last yr.

Announcing `dotnet run app.cs`: A simpler way to start with C# and .NET 10 devblogs.microsoft.com/dotnet/annou...

autistic people will really get bored one day and end up finding a vulnerability with a CVSS of 9.3

Haskell loves you too, little lesbian!

12 year old c# developer who was born in 2013 and makes geometry dash mods: what do u mean u used to only be able to use .NET on windows

my biggest Git weakness is having ADHD so I can never split work into meaningful commits since I always get sidetracked and fix something meaningless while touching up something else

obligatory you are loved and i hope you're safe

going to commit rust osdev kernel crimes now. you know that you're doing it right when you turn on llvm and it writhes in pain. obligatory s/llvm/girls. is this what being in the zone feels like???

referring to your piece of software as she>>>>

peggy posting

does your brain ever not english? i feel like that's happening right now. all the words are leaving my brain.

transexual in that i'll fuck anyone who's nice to me

𐌳𐌹𐌻𐌴𐍄𐍄𐌰@delicate-prey.bsky.social · last yr.

pansexual in that i'll fuck women, theyfabs, pre-t trans mascs, femboys(if they keep their masks on) and passable pre-op trans women (they will not get to meet anyone i know)

who the FUCK is Ogg Vorbis and WHY did he make a STUPID ASS file format??????

i get rainbow capitalism and all that but seeing the small rainbow on the mozilla mdn web api docs page made me smile and no amount of words can take that joy away from me