Unless you can start paying for groceries by saying slurs they're not really set up to come up with one either.
All nerd hobbies can have the social structure of their communities quantitatively measured with the Q:N (Queer to Nazi) ratio. Pokémon is 8:1. Warhammer is 1:1. Paradox Games are 1:1 but different from Warhammer because the queers and Nazis are the same people.
This is the entire takeaway of "Rise and Kill First" (2018) by Ronan Bergman
Horkos@wylienewmark.bsky.social · 6d agoThinking about how every Mossad operation is an abject failure but they always kill enough people to make it look cool
“The following will remain in the room: Hegseth, Cain, Clayton, and Rubio…”
Shoe@shoe.bsky.social · 7d agoPresident Toddler
First of all, this is awful and I hope she's okay. Second, I know everyone loves Andy Reid but someone needs to do some real reporting on how many coaches, staff members, relatives and players affiliated with this team have been involved in criminal activity. www.nytimes.com/athletic/747...
Wife of Chiefs offensive coordinator Eric Bieniemy shot, son arrested: Source
Elijah Bieniemy, the son of Eric and Mia, has been arrested and charged in connection with the shooting and is being held without bond.
nytimes.com
*taps “It’s a genuine shame that McLaren F1s are so crashworthy, because the world would be an objectively better place if they weren’t” sign*
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 2w agoThere's a reason Elon Musk rarely does interviews with real news outlets.
“I don’t need to be distracted and tempted by lust,” no you need to have some self-discipline you fucking dork.
It's kind of stunning how quickly mainstream rhetoric in the US went from "Israel is the greatest ally to the US ever" to "Mossad is running global pedophile rings," without enough of a stop at "Israel is an ethnonationalist country doing normal but very bad ethnonationalism" in between.
Bro is welcome to move to Pascagoula and get his TWIC card
brent sewer socialist🚰🌹@therealbrent.bsky.social · 3w agoAsian engineer complaining about immigration and lack of blue-collar jobs, got it
Air to Ground Message: 16F SEAT COVERED IN CHOCOLATE Area: Somerville, NJ, USA A: #aa683c26ad4 F: #f031815fef7
me talking to magically resurrected founding father: and so sir you can see how the supreme court has become a deeply illegitimate institution that threatens the very republic you created founding father: there are *how many* papists on it???
Yeah, the message should be something like: Today, the Court reached the right result, but it is beyond scandalous that four justices broke their oaths to support the Constitution and faithfully perform their duties under it by rewriting the Fourteenth Amendment to serve racist, partisan ends.
it’s time for dianna russini to reactivate her socials and go on the offensive
I look forward to finding out which it is (insane or dying) in three years when the next NYT reporter book excerpts come out
trade them the star-spangled banner, promote america the beautiful to the national anthem, we get cap relief and the rights to love island
It's because he doesn't understand the concepts of planes and thinks they loaded him into a teleporter
NHL (Bot)@notnhl.bsky.social · last mo.Brady Tkachuk is living the dream right now 😼
Austria-Argentina is a top-tier "just to be clear, what exactly did your great-grandfather do for work" game
A different kind of Pausa de Hidratacion
Bruce@contrasoma.bsky.social · 2mo agoSeriously, Lego, what the fuck.
Saddam: I didn't even touch your towers! America: Yeah, but I had a dream you did, and now you'll have to pay for that.
Libs from the North: We need to understand their concerns. Libs from the South: Sherman should have finished the job.
really fucking hate how "accessibility" has been hijacked to mean "let's treat everyone as if they're children at all times"
ex-Lethality Jane@lethalityjane.bsky.social · 2mo agoJames Joyce is gonna read this and come back from the dead so he can publish Finnegan's Wake 2 out of sheer spite.
"Here's the thing: I maxed out your credit card when you explicitly told me not to. I should not have done that."
The Associated Press@apnews.com · 2mo agoVisa is embedding its payment network into ChatGPT, allowing the chatbot to shop and complete transactions for users.
*chants, pumps fists* Exo-wombs. Exo-wombs! EXO-WOMBS!
William B. Fuckley@opinionhaver.bsky.social · 2mo agoTwo things that I would confidently bet on being major political issues by ~2050 that are only extremely niche ones now: biopolitics (wrt gene-editing, artificial wombs, etc) & geoengineering. I don’t know what shape they’ll take, or even if they’ll work, but I would bet on them being live issues.
A bunch of athletes at Iowa and Iowa State had their careers ruined over gambling because of an illegal surveillance operation, but I guess their only mistake was getting caught before the entire sports media ecosystem in this country was completely reliant on gambling apps
On3 (Unofficial)@on3-mirror.bsky.social · 2mo agoNEW: Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby has been granted a preliminary injunction against the NCAA and is eligible for the 2026 season. https://www.on3.com/news/judge-grants-texas-tech-qb-brendan-sorsby-injunction-against-ncaa/
The Sorsby ruling is truly disastrous. It will be appealed, of course, because one of the fundamental parts of watching a sporting event is believing that it’s as fair a competition as possible — and that no one directly involved has money riding on specific outcomes.