Every time I see a movie or show do the baseball cap and sunglasses disguise I always think how stupid that is, then I have to remind myself of the time I was wearing a cap and sunnies and apologised to my own reflection cause I didn't recognise it was me and thought I was in someone's way.

My whole body hurts.

Cat dug her claws into my foot then and the nerve to act suprised when I jerked my foot from the pain and accidentally kicked her right off the couch

Finished this piece ages ago and just never posted it anywhere

The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible

Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.

I got two hours of not great sleep before a 4am start and I've had a migraine for nearly 2 weeks. Work better be prepared for at least one crash out

tumblr is having a great one about this, little masterpiece of a post I'd say

she let me hit because i said please and thank you

Is there a Mr interpreting my post?

Got two new tattoos on my arms and only accidentally groped the artist twice.

Told the doc I've been seeing not to leave his jacket at my place and this is the third time he has so its officially mine now. I dont make the rules.

I can't wait to take my compression socks off, but also, I do not want to feel my legs.

🎶 H-O-T-T-D-O-G 🎶 “Hot dog” with an extra T

Cannot wait yo see my cat again! And sleep in my own bed. And get absolutely dicked down after my cat sitter leaves.

S started popping off so w I guess I'm sleeping on the couch. I came out to tell her off and she immediately calmed down when she saw me. Within minutes of me sitting down on the couch she was curled up and snoring, so at least I know she wasn't barking because there was a person in the yard.

I swear these dogs know how to use door handles. I went to sleep with the door shut. I hope up with two very energetic dog. In my room. No one else in the house is up to have let them in. S absolutely bodied me the second I stood up.

Been testing my mums patience by wearing clothes that no one where I live would bat an eye at, but definitely do not meet her definition of clothes that can be worn out of the house.

it's a living

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I've been to the dentist more on this trip than I have while being at home.

M is clearly the one with the brains, because she insists on maintaining at least one point of contact with me when she's sleeping so she knows if I try and sneak off. S however begged for my lunch until I put the bowl on my head then she forgot it existed.

Watching Les Mis with the dogs and S decided she needed to stretch and fell off the couch at the end of Javert's Suicide. The comedic timing of this wee bab.

Having a sleepover in the lounge room with my brothers dogs. They're about to learn the joys of AO3 and gay ass playlists.

Blasting my gay playlists through my Mormon parents speakers to celebrate the fact that I am indeed an adult and they cannot stop me.

I've had so much reflux medication tonight/this morning that I feel like I've just been chowing down on a brick of shitty flavoured chalk.

Carrying a handful of rocks around the house because my cat is a degenerate klepto and somehow keeps finding where I hid them and batting them around the house

Cat is making it very hard to clean/pack for my trip. She just wants me to stay curled up on the couch reading to her.

why does it feel so indecent when a philosopher is still alive and doing an interview. that's a profession for dead people. you look nude and silly. "I'm a philosopher" LOL put that away, buddy. Zizek is the exception. he's a muppet so it's fine.