Ah, the Ice Blade. Often have I heard tales of it... one wonders what might have become of it, had the assassination succeeded. Well, no matter. Do you wish to sell it? I'm prepared to offer you 30000 gold for it.

Good morning

hey i have an idea. let’s make life too expensive. no one will ever do anything about it

*need*

im gonna desecrate dobbys grave

drilling directly through the skull of a 4,000 year old tribal king so that grown adults can continue leaving soggy footwear on a windy beach in wales without experiencing a mild electromagnetic field. this is progress. i love the modern world

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Goth Bimbo Heathcliff #148 the team really gotta pull it together this quarter. (mon/tue/thurs/fri)

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The obsession with making elections a referendum on Hassan Piker reminds me of this

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everything is beautiful

I've been sitting on this one for months. Do not attempt to inflate yourself.

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Why do we call it "being a slut in college" when we could have called it this:

Yapping into the night

watching him in motion is funny every time. this man is being operated by a team of puppeteers

what type of behavior do you think he is reacting to in this picture? because it's me very lovingly him to come snuggle with me in bed

I have no idea who was playing with the strings of your dress and frankly I'm offended that you would even accuse me of such a thing

learning that the WNBA news cycle about trans people involves zero trans people feels like coming accross a cartoon dust cloud that dissipates to reveal there's only one guy in it kicking his own ass

It's my pride and joy

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Hank Howell's Cologne

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The thing about Elon building manufacturing plants on the moon is that he is a genocidaire who has slaughtered hundreds of thousands pf souls via his decimation of USAID and will end up slaughtering millions, and belongs behind bars for his myriad of evil doings and crimes (aside from impossibility)

lol!

Akatan 🔜EF@akatan.bsky.social · 2d ago

Did you know ?

guerilla army of the badgers

Gordon Nodrog@gordonnodrog.bsky.social · 2d ago

Hungry badgers reclaim land stolen by the rich for the rich to play silly game. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

those guys going on about the odyssey movie are going to freak the fuck out when they hear about dynasty warriors

Remember this the next time Disney pats themselves on the back for Pride

ToonHive@toonhive.bsky.social · 3d ago

Disney has now shelved three episodes featuring storylines centered on transgender characters and gender identity. The episodes, from ‘Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur,’ ‘The Proud Family: Louder and Prouder,’ and ‘Win or Lose,’ were either cut from release or have since leaked online.

I used to work at a radio station and like clockwork every three months or so we'd have a different person stop by the station to ask us not to talk about them in coded messages anymore.