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@elderstyx.bsky.social

scary comics | illustration he/him webcomic: www.mackattack.online

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shulzy @dshulzy.bsky.social · yesterday

stylized fops #starfox #foxmccloud

Kassandra Cruz @xjosuecruz.bsky.social · 6d ago

Cactus City: Red [1/3] Story and characters by @gang-fight.com Art and colors by @xjosuecruz.bsky.social

Kassandra Cruz @xjosuecruz.bsky.social · 3d ago

Dapper Pepper Bros: King Salmon, Seared! [3/3] Story and characters by Kassandra Cruz Art by GANG FIGHT

PAGE 3

P1

INT. STAGE.

GENO stands proudly gestures to the prepared fish set on the table. (SFX. TA DA!) PEP naps in a deck chair in the back ground.

GENO (Proudly): This beautiful dish is ready to be put to the flames!

P2

GENO sheepishly steps outside of the kitchen set, where PEP is sleeping with a magazine (Titled: How to nap good) covering PEP's face.

GENO (Sheepish): Heya pep? That was your cue!! Heat please, pep?

p3

PEP leaps out of the chair, jumping to the foreground with a burst of energy. "FINALLY!"

P4

Close up of PEP looking down at his fingers as he snaps them to start a small spark. The stem on their head lights up in a flame

(SFX:SNAP! FOOM!)

P5

Wide shot of PEP in the background blasting out an intense concentrated flame at the KING SALMON in the foreground. The fishes faces lights up in comically intense pain. (SFX: FWOOSH!! AAH!!)

P6

Wide shot, beautiful large hero image of the final cooked fish, sparkling and steaming. Some wedges of lemon and side dishes set on the plate. The bros stand proudly next to the dish, PEP looks at the KING SALMON suspiciously.

GENO (Beaming) And there you have it! A perfectly golden brown Seared King Salmon!

Enjoy with a side of rice, I personally love it with a nice splash of your majesty's royal tartar sauce!

PEP
Looks a little undercooked to me...

Editor's Note:
The searing of King Salmon was a welcome disruption of a tyrannical undersea regime that had oppressed the denizens of the creatures that make the edges of the Sabroso docks their home. Initially met with joyous parade, the unfortunate aftermath of the deposed leadership resulted in power vacuum instigated by various militias all vying for control over a small patch of kelp and a chicken carcass that fell out of a fisherman's lunch pail that morning, rolled off the dock, and into the water. The Dapper PEP Brothers, like most land-walking denizens of Alkachofa City, go about their days, unaware of the goings-on of the local marine life.

Kassandra Cruz @xjosuecruz.bsky.social · 3d ago

Dapper Pepper Bros: King Salmon, Seared! [2/3] Story and characters by Kassandra Cruz Art by GANG FIGHT

PAGE 2

P1

INT. BACK AT THE STAGE KITCHEN AKIN TO A COOKING SHOW Close up of a slicing action, with some fish scales in the air. SFX. SHINK.

P2

A descaled, KING SALMON lays on a large cutting block in the foreground, leftover scales are scattered around the fish. PEP's nose sits on the counter top a face of disinterest. GENO holding the knife up with a positive face (SFX Ding!) Dishes with salts and spices surround the work space.

GENO (Instructional): The King Salmon is now prepped, but could do with a little more tenderizing. How about another assist, Pep?

P3

Wide panel of both brothers punching and kicking the King Salmon up in the air at various points. SFX. POP WOMP POW POW WAK KICK OW! OOF!

P4

Medium shot, waist up of GENO over the King Salmon, bowls of salts and spices around which GENO uses to rub into the fish.

GENO (DELIGHTFUL) With a few dashes of salt and a touch of Minosian herb...

P5

Medium shot cont'd. GENO slathering butter on King Salmon. "...a generous smattering of butter to crisp the skin."

P6

Medium shot cont'd. GENO slicing have a lemon mid-air in cartoony fashion as the slices land on the King Salmon. "...and some lemon for zest!"

Kassandra Cruz @xjosuecruz.bsky.social · 3d ago

Dapper Pepper Bros: King Salmon, Seared! [1/3] Story and characters by @xjosuecruz.bsky.social Art by @gang-fight.com #comics #xapocomix #gfe

DAPPER PEPPER BROS KING SALMON, SEARED
Story and characters by Kassandra Cruz Art by Gang Fight

PAGE 1

P1

INT. STAGE KITCHEN AKIN TO A COOKING SHOW, CHARACTERS IN FRAME

ONCINO stands bright and excited next to his brother PEPPER, who is more grumpy.

Oncino (Excitedly): Today, my brother Pepper and I will prepare for you an Alkachofan delicacy, Title in emphatic text: KING SALMON, SEARED!

P2

Close up of Pepper, holding and reading off a small sheet of paper a face of mild annoyance.

PEPPER (Stilted): Uhh...? But first Oncino...how does a guy like me...catch a king...uh...king...jeeze geno you need to work on your hand-writing...

P3

EXT. SUNNY DAY, TROPICAL ISLAND ENVIRONMENT, PEP AND GENO ON A DOCK, THE FOREGROUND DEPICTS THE MARINE LIFE BENEATH THE WATER

PEP stands at the dock with a long fishing line casting
into the water, a rolled up scroll attached to the hook. Under the water, a couple of fish avoid the lure, except for a rotund KING SALMON who looks at the scroll with interest.

(SFX. the fishing line goes whiiiiz Splunk!)

GENO (Instructional): Great question, Pep! KING SALMON are only lured in by official royal decrees!

P4

Close up of KING SALMON observing the lured document underwater, with a big question mark coming from its head.

GENO (Instructional): We all know salmon can't read...

P5
The decree unfurls showing illuminated text, the King Salmon's tongue sticks out like a salivating dog. (SFX: AWOO!)

GENO (Instructional): But they go hog wild for some good penmanship!

P6

EXT. SUNNY DAY, TROPICAL ISLAND ENVIRONMENT, PEP AND GENO ON A DOCK, THE BROS. IN THE BACKGROUND, KING SALMON IN FOREGROUND.

Wide shot. Pep and geno with a single feat of strength, pulls up the KING SALMON out of the water with a splash, the KING SALMON looking absolutely shocked. SFX. Whoosh! GOTCHA!

ONCINO (Instructional): a seasoned chef can tell this is a true king salmon by the vivid color of its scales. Though to the untrailed eye it appears black and white.

Kelly Brack @kellybrack.bsky.social · 3d ago

Renee Montoya | The Question

Goblin Zac @goblinzac.bsky.social · 3d ago

#WIP #Quake #Idsoftware Qunk Rungr

elderstyx @elderstyx.bsky.social · 3d ago

Trapped in the sewer level #mackattack

Frybird - The Wound Man Of The 21st Century @frybird.bsky.social · 3w ago

"I still have legs" insists id software product manager

Standard Issue Computing @standardissuecomputing.blog · 2y ago

Wolfenstein 3D (PC / id Software / 1992)

Comics in the Golden Age @comicsinthega.bsky.social · last mo.

Happy birthday to Bill Watterson, the creator of Calvin and Hobbes! Born on July 5, 1958.

A black and white photo of Watterson sitting at his drawing table.

Calvin and Hobbes riding their red wagon.

Adam Konig | Play Mischief on steam! 🐀@konig.games · last mo.

My biggest pet peeve is that there's a ton of scam websites that are "Free QR Code Generator"s then the QR code stops working after a few days and then redirects you to ask you to PAY to re-activate it. I made a page on website for making ACTUALLY FREE QR Codes. Enjoy. konig.games/QRCodes/ #QRCodes

🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱@oddoblivion.bsky.social · 2mo ago

FUCK IT. I’ll start posting it here. I’ll feed it to you in pieces.

elderstyx @elderstyx.bsky.social · last mo.

Becoming an iPad kid in real time

elderstyx @elderstyx.bsky.social · last mo.

Fan art for @ladyjanethrace.bsky.social 's Starlight project. Check it out: www.moddb.com/mods/starlight

taylor robin @taylor-robin.bsky.social · last mo.

Wacom recently asked me to talk about why I make queer comics, and given there are multiple bills right now floating around in congress that are effectively "we will kill your livelihood if we get a sniff of queer" I had some pretty strong, simply feelings to relay.

elderstyx @elderstyx.bsky.social · last mo.

🔥MACK ATTACK🔥 Mack & Agnes uncover what should never be found. Possessions. Conspiracies. Deadly Secrets. Updates here and at mackattack.online

Leirin @leirinart.bsky.social · last mo.

I'm having a hard time 😢 if anyone would like a drawing from me, just $5 or more gets you a colored sketch of anything you want! ko-fi.com/leirin I've included examples of what they look like.

Noppy @thomasnoppers.com · last mo.

Repost this to cool down 💦

a drawing of a merman, thrasios, sitting on a rock with his feet in the water. looking contently forward.

Keezy Young🌼@keezyyoung.bsky.social · last mo.

#makeaterriblecomicday #makeaterriblecomicday2026

a figure is at a laptop. it looks at the laptop. then it looks up. then it looks at the audience and says i don't want to make a comic today

Ben McEntee @benmce.bsky.social · last mo.

Somewhere in the Marshes

Illustration of a Rough-skinned Newt drifting in an orange pond. There are rocks and an old dagger at the bottom of the pool

Faith @faithschaffer.bsky.social · last mo.

🦢

black and white ink drawing- a knight stands with a spear in tall grass between two trees. They are wearing a swan helm.

Jonas Goonface @jonasgoonface.bsky.social · last yr.

#makeaterriblecomicday2025 SINNURS

A parody of the SINNERS intro captions about "som Artists make art so good it can pierce the viel of life and death and conjure spirits of past and future. this gift can bring healing to their communities but it can also attracts evil..." and then a image of Jonas drawing an orgy and laughing like a weirdo

pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · last mo.

one of the super kitties had a headache #makeaterriblecomicday2026

A sketchy comic. Goose is wolfing down an ice cream sandwich. Emma says, “slow down with that ice cream sandwich or you’ll get a headache…”

Goose replies, not stopping eating, “one of the super kitties had a headache” and Emma says, “yeah? What did they do”

Goose gives a condescending scowl and replies flatly, “they saved the day.”

elderstyx @elderstyx.bsky.social · last mo.

GameStop sale #makeaterriblecomicday #makeaterriblecomicday2026

Jane Thrace @ladyjanethrace.bsky.social · 2mo ago

did a new lighting effect meant specifically for floor lights, only a single plane with an additive texture! ^^

Wereville @wereville.bsky.social · 2mo ago

using ai is literally the least punk thing you could ever do and using it to regurgitate punk imagery is such loser behaviour and goes against the entirety of punk ideology.

Tom Shapira @tomshaps.bsky.social · 4mo ago

🇯🇵 American Rushdown '94 🏳️‍🌈@jinglebellrockstar.bsky.social · 4mo ago

the soul of charlie kirk when sora gets shut down

a cartoon character is standing in front of a rainbow in a candy land .

ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a rainbow in a candy land .

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