ElysianHue
@elysianhue.bsky.social
Keeping my head above water, making a way when I can.
If you wanna go aluminum free try musk al Tahara … clean office safe and won’t let you down
I get quiet when yall talk about aluminum-free deodorant because I’ve been using it exclusively for years. I’m a quarter Hotep on my mother’s side
friends, randos, skeeters, eaters, and fleeters: my gig work is in limbo, my patreon subscribers are down, and I honestly don't know what the fuck to do. hire me to write for you. I write GOOD copy, newsletters, product descriptions, cover letters, and some more shit. I am a very thorough editor.
Bing used to send you Visa gift cards for using their search engine
Speaking of AskJeeves, what was your OG, non Google search engine? I used Yahoo and Alta Vista back in them days.
ATTENTION: Current + Future Student Loan Borrowers (and Parents) Here’s how the “Big Beautiful Bill” could wreck your future: 🚨 STUDENT LOAN CHANGES UNDER THE BILL (proposed) 📌 SAVE Plan Terminated No more SAVE, ICR, PAYE, or REPAYE for new loans after July 1, 2026. 🧵
Happy Thursday. Let’s get this money chile.
As cliche as "I'm marrying my best friend" sounds, you better make sure you actually are.
A relationship is just friendship + romantic chemistry + sexual attraction. Not every friendship can have the other two factors and that’s why they’re just friends. But ain’t no relationship without friendship. I’ll die on that hill. If you’re in a real relationship, that’s the homie.
Depending on how you speak on Cassie or ANY of Diddy’s victims can and will result and you being blocked.
Maybe there really is something to vampires being a recession indicator. Interesting to see more vampire properties popping up on the coattails of Interview with a Vampire and Sinners... I hope they don't miss this window for Blade! deadline.com/2025/05/eliz...
Elizabeth Olsen Joins Kristen Stewart & Oscar Isaac In Hedonistic ’80s Vampire Thriller ‘Flesh Of The Gods’ — Cannes Market
Elizabeth Olsen Joins Kristen Stewart & Oscar Isaac In ’80s Vampire Thriller ‘Flesh Of The Gods’.
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Call me “Daytime Durand” from here on out! Thank you again @tamronhall.bsky.social
Bless Rihanna and Zinzi, because the way you could kiss my whole ass if I were that pregnant. I would be at home with my snacks and my feet UP.
So I just went to see if there was video or full pics and his hand is on her butt. You see her beautiful natural smile? BLACK LOVE
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