Dueling pharmacists choose pestles at dawn

Dr. Emily Arndt 🏳️‍⚧️@brachinus.bsky.social · 2d ago

Dueling gods choose pestilence at dawn

Dueling florists choose pistils at dawn

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz.bsky.social · 2d ago

Dueling dermatologists choose pustules at dawn

MOAR TAX FOR MOAR SOCIAL GOODS PLZ

The real impasta@therealimpasta.bsky.social · 21h ago

ATTENTION TO ALL DEM TAX CUT SLOPULISTS

My oldest just voted for the first time. I’m so proud of him 😭

Downplay a book or movie: Daydream on Elm Street

🏳️‍⚧️ Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her]@alexandraerin.com · yesterday

Downplay a book or movie: Amble, Lola, Amble

…and watch it over and over again. It’s the only Brak that I’ve recorded that makes residuals.

No, I’m sorry. It looks like I’m chewing you out. I meant to say “please,” at least. But it’s not you and I know people are excited. I think Jellystone paid a better tribute to us and actually had me record lines for it, so, if you haven’t seen it, watch that. Jellystone S3 Ep14, Space Con.

further reflections: the use of ongoing protests outside ICE facilities is pretty straightforward: interactions like this serve to disturb & defamiliarize the ICE agent's own sense of normalcy at a time when ICE's goal is familiarizing the public to the violence they want to normalize for us all.

Bill Madden@maddenifico.bsky.social · 2d ago

This is New Jersey. The ridiculousness of these cosplaying ICE Nazis is off the charts.

While it certainly wasn't the only factor, collective covid measures followed by a summer of major uprisings are a reminder of how terrified the gentry are of people realizing they can act and work together. They're pushing hard to erase the memory of that entire time period for a reason.

Dave Andress@davidandress.bsky.social · 4d ago

Covid lockdowns demonstrated, in a deeply imperfect way, the possibility of large-scale social solidarity for a higher cause. That is a prime reason why so many powerful people want us to run screaming away from them into the comforting arms of selfish individualist competition.

and GOD IS EMPTY JUST LIKE ME

in portland someone spray painted penises around potholes, and they got filled pretty immediately www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

A crude pothole graffiti tactic got Portland’s attention. Please don’t copy it, officials say

Nearby apartment dwellers had a bird's eye view of the graphic murals.

oregonlive.com

With Ohio's Haitian refugees losing protected status Monday, Springfield's large population has begun being terminated from their jobs, a pastor who works with them said Tuesday. Now they face being returned to a country facing a humanitarian crisis. ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/07/30/w...

Ohio Haitians lose jobs, face terror — and impossible choices • Ohio Capital Journal

As thousands of Haitian immigrants lose protected status in Ohio, they face terrifying conditions back at home, pastor says.

ohiocapitaljournal.com

Listen to pro-natalists, and what you'll usually hear are not concerns about numbers, but about being *outnumbered.* That's a paranoid, racist foundation; what flows from there is predictably sinister.

Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I wrote about @tressiemcphd.bsky.social's recent comments on liberal/left pro-natalism: "Anytime someone wants to have a conversation about pro-natalism, they really want to have a conversation with you about white supremacy." badfaithtimes.com/the-bad-fait...

we should charge the C-suite with fraud and theft if they take a tax credit meant to keep people employed and then cut staff anyway.

Paula Wirth@paulawirth.bsky.social · last wk.

Pixar receives a $26.2 Million Tax credit to keep film jobs in CA, and immediately lays off 10% of its work force, after making over a billion from Toy Story 5, the highest-grossing film of 2026.

The sewer backed up in the house yesterday and I had to take the kids to my parents’ for the night so we could use toilets. Youngest was up, uncomfortable and upset, until 3:30/4am. My parents get up at 5:15am to do breakfast and get to work. I cannot find any coffee.

Do you know there are 25 ppl on AL Death Row sentenced to die when their juries ruled otherwise? Pls take a look, this website shows how easily you can get involved in correcting this unconstitutional injustice, which will, in turn save lives! 🧵

We the Jury — Alabama Must Finish the Job

25 people on Alabama's death row were sentenced under judicial override — a practice the state has already rejected.

wethejury-al.com

It's impressive how many ethical quandaries can be solved by asking yourself, "Would Weird Al be cool with this?"

Steven Santos@stevensantos.bsky.social · 2w ago

Guess who had the integrity not to accept $1 million to perform at the Riyadh Comedy Festival last year?

there is literally no amount of caveats or careful wording that will protect you from stupidity or bad faith, so you might as well say things straightforwardly and strongly to begin with.

you will save yourself a lot of trouble and grief on any text based social media site by simply remembering that a lot of people can't read.

I have one more day off, and I’m gonna spend it doing chores and watching the new King of the Hill

A lot of people don’t realize the dust bowl wasn’t a natural phenomenon. It happened when agrobusiness interests dramatically transformed the plains without regard for drought, and created vicious dust storms that choked whole families to death. That’s what I think of when I read about data centers.

Taylor Farms recall page actually has a lot of details on lots/products/brands affected: www.taylorfarms.com/recall/ Sounds like one of their contract farms in Mexico screwed up on the port-a-potty front.

Erin Biba@erinbiba.bsky.social · 3w ago

I did a bit of very minor digging and Taylor Farms also sells under the brands Earthbound Farm and Eat Smart. In addition to Taco Bell they also supply to Chipotle, McDonald's, Olive Garden, and Red Lobster. Are these compromised? Who fucking knows 🤷🏻‍♀️ but better safe than sorry.

Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal

In 2016, San Antonio cop Matthew Luckhurst was fired after giving a homeless man a sandwich filled with feces. Last month, he became police chief in Benavides, Texas.

Records: Ex-SAPD officer fired for giving feces sandwich to homeless man promoted to South Texas police chief

A former San Antonio police officer fired for giving a homeless man a feces sandwich was promoted to serve as the chief of a South Texas police department, according to records reviewed by KSAT Invest...

ksat.com

Sunburned muh boobies

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