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the Mountain Goats@themountaingoats.bsky.social · 4h ago

early in flames should be revered and spoken of in the same awed tones as the heroes/low/lodger trilogy

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Breathing

Josephine "beckbook.com" Riesman@josie.zone · 3d ago

Name a popular thing that you enjoy

Every skeet brings me one less to my last.

Eric Wickham@ericwickham.ca · 3d ago

BlueSky is dying? So are we brother, so are we.

Necronomicon but make it an AI slop sandwich

lauren@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 3d ago

oh wow r/washingtondc found the worst one i've seen so far

Adding GenAI to everything and not telling you in hopes you don't turn it off is for sure a great sign that everyone likes it and it's a totally valid business and not a scam.

Huncan Dongs

jimprov@jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 3y ago

I gotta stop grocery shopping while drunk

I write sparse, brutal tales about life on ALF’s home planet under the pen name Melmac McCarthy

I do not consider this idea fun and I have zero doubt the answer is not fascinating

buy my book@nmamatas.bsky.social · 5d ago

Wanna vom?

At this rate we're all gonna have to go with an all-beige foods diet and recognize @mozsab.bsky.social for being so proactive and forward-thinking.

Taylor Farms pulls jalapeno products sold at grocery stores

Taylor Farms is now pulling more than a dozen products with jalapenos from grocery stores across the United States.

abcnews.com

The legend Robin Lopez

Of all the things that won't happen, this won't happen the most.

Elizabeth Spiers@espiers.bsky.social · last wk.

Lolol the wapo opinion page now

Sophie Cunningham can eat shit in perpetuity

95Sports@95sports.bsky.social · last wk.

more like a FRAGRANT foul, because Sophie Cunningham fuckin' STINKS

Core Memory Unlocked

He's a little guy but I had to have him inked into the inside of my forearm.

(Not) Always On Time

James Fegan@jrfegan.soxmachine.com · last wk.

Maybe Ja Rule’s tour manager made two mound visits in an inning

Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros

Hoping this new Pineapple Thief album gives me a chance to rectify my not having seen them live.

The Pineapple Thief - New World Order (Official Video)

YouTube video by The Pineapple Thief

youtu.be

Big "all my food is unseasoned" energy

Katerrific@katetichy.bsky.social · last wk.

I just got a video from a decluttering woman and she was like, “This is my baking cupboard; it has all the spices I need,” and I realized at this point this wasn’t a person I need to listen to

Neeeeeeed

Harebrained@harebrained.bsky.social · last wk.

Be the change you want to see in the world.

This is acceptable AI misinformation. May it lead to the mysterious disappearance of Flock cameras nationwide.

Google's AI Is Telling Users That Flock Cameras Are Filled With Valuable Gold and Copper

Google's AI Overview is spreading misinformation about hidden treasure inside another AI-company's surveillance cameras.

futurism.com

1, 4, 2

B_Rye989@brye989.bsky.social · 2w ago

3 5 4

This is as close as Sam Altman and all the other AI dickheads will get to AGI

3 random letters every 10 mins@3randolettrs.bsky.social · 2w ago

Agi

This sentence is cursed

Luke Steuber@coolhand.bsky.social · 2w ago

I’m with the boomers on this one. Burn it all down

So true.

Flock put one of their fuckass cameras outside of and pointed at a corporate dispensary in New Buffalo, MI called Jars. Some initially assumed the dispo was on board with it...and then this happened. Every zone should be a No Flock Zone. Fuck Flock Forever.

I was hoping they'd be fun-bad this year but they've blown well past that mark.

Tyrone@thetyrone.bsky.social · 2w ago

The Chicago White Sox have the biggest division lead in the American League.

Poopoopalooza! Again!