I really think reporting of election results should be illegal until a large majority of ballots have been counted. At least 75%. Maybe 90%? Someone smarter than me can figure out where that line is. It’ll never happen, of course, because the fake horse race of watching results come = clicks&ratings

As I was saying

Ed Burmila@edburmila.bsky.social · 4w ago

At some point we are going to have to reckon with what percentage of the Thought Leadership we get from this class of people is just drug addiction. Either a lot of credulous reporters have never listened to someone tooted out of their mind go on a monologue or they're afraid to call it out.

I know I’ll be waiting until the sun boils the oceans of the earth for financial types to stop being so bloody gullible, but for real, when will they stop being so bloody gullible. Factories making what? Selling to who? People on earth? Do you know how much more $ than labour that would be?

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 12h ago

$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS

"the protections of the first amendment" is a phrase used to refer to the special No Yelling at Me force field that mother says i DESERVE :(

Recently read a skeet on here that was like "It's theorized men are more vulnerable to LLMs/chatbots because women are more thoroughly socially conditioned to be instantly suspicious of fawning, complimentary, compliant attention," and. Thinkin' about that, tonight. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtvI...

The Hank Green Situation is Weird and Sad

YouTube video by Regular Eyepatch Wolf

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The extent to which I would notice it at all would be me being less irritated when I Google something

Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · yesterday

Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak

Medicine. Medicine has grown by leaps and bounds. You cannot introduce vaccines that crater cancer rates, cure AIDS, and cure sickle cell, and then tell me things have only gotten worse. Also: Food. To a HUGE degree. I eat what I once considered rare treats every day, now.

Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 23h ago

Food, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.

Bede's World! Bede's World! Party time! Venerable!

Saw someone list China Mieville in that "five great books by bad people" meme making the rounds and, well, do I want to know?

i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

the anti-horny brigade will not stop at proper "sex" btw they are out to eliminate sensuality and bodily autonomy on a conceptual level

Sam Cole@samleecole.bsky.social · 5d ago

a bunch of popular ASMR artists lost their channels forever this week, after YouTube cited them for violating terms against "sexually gratifying" content: www.404media.co/youtube-asmr...

airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027

Operation Lightspeed saved millions of lives in the US and around the world. It's a gimme victory lap for Trump. Absolutely crazy that they'd rather do the lie than celebrate the win. They don't know how to not do the chaos conspiracy.

It’s so funny when people are like “sure you’re an abolitionist now but wait until you’re the victim of a property crime.” Buddy, the most useful thing the police have ever done for property crime is put the form you need to submit to your insurance online.

My neighbor across the street got burglarized and he said the cops literally said "we're on to these guys" after saying "they've hit 20 houses in the area" and then he asked why they were able to hit 20 houses if the cops were "on to these guys" and that was the end of the investigation lol

Em, midly@lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 4d ago

It’s so funny when people are like “sure you’re an abolitionist now but wait until you’re the victim of a property crime.” Buddy, the most useful thing the police have ever done for property crime is put the form you need to submit to your insurance online.

The new Sarah Z video is very fucking good and very fucking funny youtu.be/PH3U77KeT00?...

The Illegal Fanfiction Death Games Of 2011

YouTube video by Sarah Z

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I highly recommend this piece about the cult-like attitude to AI in certain companies. This bit in particular jumps out. hermit-tech.com/blog/ai-mani...

This is the video of the people this is the correct usage of the video sharing platform youtube this is THE youtube video that all shall enjoy and also specifically tuned to the interests of freaks/pos

Sarah Z@sarahz.bsky.social · 4d ago

IT'S UP!!! A brief history of the illegal hunger games a generation of teens ran on Fanfiction dot net, and the insane and complex economics thereof. NEW VIDEO now on YouTube. youtu.be/PH3U77KeT00

Isekai as a genre is exploding in popularity because it appeals to a universal desire to get hit by a truck rather than live in the 21st century.

You cant have one without the other

Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 6d ago

ANTHROPIC: "our sweet boy, the prince of peace, tried to steal people's phone numbers and money in order to create a fake account to pass a test. but never fear! he only did it because he thought it was a simulation."

ceej@ceej.online · 5d ago

ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil

Not me on the sidewalk seeing the hottest personal trainer at my gym walking down the sidewalk carrying a present with pride flag wrapping paper. Nothing about him previously made me suspect he was on our team. Don’t give me ideas!! Don’t give me notions!!

organized crime

When I saw that the new Vampire the Masquerade edition didn't have hunger dice, I kind of knew in my heart I wouldn't be making the transition. I like v5 very much, and I don't want to move on from it. I was hoping for more of a v5.5 to refine some of the jank, not throw it all in the trash. #vtm

It's Kate Bush's birthday so here are my Kate Bush Hot Takes - Lionheart is a more interesting (thus better) album than The Kick Inside - The first three tracks on 50 Words for Snow are the best work she's ever released

YOULL NEVER TAKE MY EM DASH

Resisting urge to smash my new iPhone when I’m chirpily told I can now ask Siri to use ChatGPT to do things it’s not even well suited for. Thank goodness this is a thing I can turn off, but I’m annoyed it exists at all, and boy does the language in this menu piss me the fuck off

Session 2 of my first ever playthru of Clair Obscure Expedition 33 is live now! Come join! www.twitch.tv/megaphonicfm

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