me: these fireworks are so quiet wife: those are palm trees
Andrew McFarlane
@farlane.bsky.social
I build websites, tell stories & run the michigancannabistrail.com
Juno Dawson's Her Majesty's Royal Coven series (2 books so far) which is hilarious, and witches, and feels like a necessary middle finger to jkrowling. 5stars, highly recommend.
John Wiswell@wiswell.bsky.social · 3y agoHey everybody! Quote this with the last SFF book you really enjoyed. For instance I just got sucked into Nghi Vo's When the Tiger Came Down the Mountain. I read it an entertained fugue that I didn't know was happening until it released me.
Anyone remember the Holga age? They were doing amazing things with planes back then
Ever have a knife drop off the rack, fall between the outlet & the plug, and get scored and absolutely chewed up? Electricity is some wild stuff
I am the person that Hunter Biden keeps sending all the photos of himself smoking crack. I just give him the little thumbs-up response or a polite "haha nice."
Last night me left a muffin on the nightstand for this morning me 🥲
hello bluesky apparently it's possible that the 600 posts a day thing is cover for the fact that twitter is fucking ddosing itself lmao
I wrote about a new study which shows that bottlenose dolphin mothers have a baby voice. When talking to their infants, they raise and broaden their pitch, just as human caregivers do. 🧪 https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2023/06/dolphin-calf-communication-baby-talk/674499/
I’m inside and a mosquito just tried to bite my PHONE! Michigan you’re crazy
I bet other countries are gonna think twice now before letting a hot dog vendor amass a private army recruited from prisons
June 14, 2023 The Canadian fires have the air smelling like cologne that your teenager made in the early 2000s
Waltine Nauta is my favorite Star Wars Extended Universe character and it's a shame Disney hasn't given him a show or at least a cameo. He was a Sullustan bounty hunter who loved Tevraki whiskey and when he catered Dengar's wedding to Manaroo it really showed a new side of his personality
Ernest Borgnine's been dead for over a decade when are they going to release Ernest Borgten
Bathroom attendant is all like, I got Altoids, I got Brut, I got Orbit gum, I got some three-year-old satellite images of suspected North Korean bunker construction
Faine Greenwood@faineg.com · 3y agohanging money from the bathroom chandelier and making Junior catch it with his mouth among the Documents, like a trained seal that goes arf-arf - this is what gave Trump joy And now they’ve ruined it
brb starting a new business selling personality to guys wearing this shirt
We were somewhere around Bluesky when the skeets began to take hold.
I hope everybody takes this opportunity to be as rude to fascists as possible. Make them cry.
ACAB includes people who aren't cops but have vehicles that look like cop vehicles.
while most of you are likely yelling GO SPECIAL PROSECUTOR or GO ATTORNEY GENERAL I’m yelling GO TRAVIS VIEW AND THE RULE OF POSTS
Travis View@travisview.bsky.social · 3y agoIn some ways I deserve credit for Trump’s indictments, by virtue of me not liking him and making this dislike known on social media platforms.