Wow, this is A-level trolling. I nominate Chris for a Pulitzer 😹😹
Will Bryant
@thewillbryant.bsky.social
Ex-Disney, ex-Pitchfork. None of my exes live in Texas. Rising up to the challenge of arrival.
I feel if Pitchfork is folding into GQ then GQ should change its name to Details.
Some theories support a second Mellencamp outside the Tasty Freeze
God dammit you made me google a word I hadn’t read before and now I’ve got to scrub my search history.
Paraphrasing, but in the 1st chapter of The Hobbit, Bilbo sticks his thumbs in his braces and blows smoke rings. In American English, "braces" are orthodontics. 8-year-old me could never figure out how Bilbo could produce smoke rings with both thumbs jammed in his mouth
These too. All going to be used in Teams meetings. Hopefully no one British in HR
Ex-ape-?@jimbucktoo.bsky.social · 3y agoHe’s popped his clogs. A bit Butlins. Put wood in t’ole. Lairy as a wardrobe of ties.
I only get two of these but I’m going to use the others in work meetings over the next two weeks, look out
AQH Publications@aqhpublications.bsky.social · 3y agoI'm a Brit who converses with a lot of Americans. Some of the ones I've had to explain are: Not a scooby Have a gander Take a butchers at this Pilfer Nab that Oit Al'right (as in the greeting, not asking them if they're ok)
The only thing that can stop the west Nile virus is the east Nile virus.
If you’re a man and you learn to fly away and learn to live so free, you should go from Mr. To Mr. Mister.
drewtoothpaste@drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 3y agoif you're a man and you get married you should go from Mr. to Mrr.
GREY EVERYWHERE, AND WE DO MEAN EVERYWHERE.
Also the subtext of Love Shack…girls know it’s a place where “we can get together” but Fred insist-barks on driving and keeps bragging about his car
🎶 We had made love earlier that day / With no strings attached 🎵
If this is how we’re playing, let’s go on and allow guns at the NRA convention, GOP convention, and hell, Supreme Court proceedings. 🙄
Why the Nation’s Gun Laws Are in Chaos
Judges clash over history a year after Supreme Court upended how courts decide Second Amendment cases—‘the whole thing puzzles me’
wsj.com
Hey, hello! I’m new to bluesky but I’m Nicole, I’m an illustrator. You can see more of my stuff at nicolerifkin.com 💚
Would like to reskeet @npr.org but they haven’t started posting yet, so here’s a link to this. Devastating. https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2023/07/04/1185904719/texas-abortion-bans-dobbs-fetal-anomaly
a fictional character you would give an invite code to
Dennis B. Hooper@dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 3y agoa fictional character you would give an invite code to
Last year Musk tweeted, “I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means.” But this week, he suspended ardent critic PlainSite founder Aaron Greenspan-- https://www.cnbc.com/2023/06/15/elon-musk-led-twitter-suspended-plainsite-a-prominent-tesla-critic.html
Twitter has suspended the accounts of a prominent Tesla and Elon Musk critic, PlainSite founder Aaro...
Before he bought Twitter, Musk remarked, "I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means."
cnbc.com
“Thanks for being an airbag” I say to everyone in biz class as I waddle wheezily to seat 240B
ikr? I'm so justified for starting my own twitter with blackjack and hookers
Honestly though this looks a little bit better than my kids last recital
Bathroom attendant is all like, I got Altoids, I got Brut, I got Orbit gum, I got some three-year-old satellite images of suspected North Korean bunker construction
Faine Greenwood@faineg.com · 3y agohanging money from the bathroom chandelier and making Junior catch it with his mouth among the Documents, like a trained seal that goes arf-arf - this is what gave Trump joy And now they’ve ruined it
I think this truck has finally provided me with my highly anticipated yet oft-delayed rap name
