British English should spell "your" as "yor" just to even things out
cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash? cop 2: he sent a post that reads "padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes" cop: not bad but it ain't going viral cop 2: posting isn't just about going viral cop: (sighs) not this shit again
i see that In 3-D is slated for future publication (yay) so I'll have to go with Weird Al's first record of the 21st century, Poodle Hat
Stop Calling Me Frank@stopcallingmefrank.bsky.social · 5d agoYou have a month to write a 33 1/3 book about the album of your choice. Which record are you going to write about? (No previously covered albums allowed; new shit must come to light: see below.) (For all books in the series: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/33_1/3) (H/t @monostich.bsky.social
french patrol to jean valjean french patrol to jean valjean take your loaf of bread and put your shackles on (two) french patrol to jean valjean (four, six, zero, one) his sentence ends, parole’s begun (two, four, six, zero) said the bishop “and may god’s love be with you” (one, run off)
can't buy a thrill is such a funny album. studio unsure about donald fagen singing like a cartoon goat, so they bring in david palmer to descend from on high with the voice of angels for two songs before going back up. then fans everywhere were like "that's okay, we like the goat."
My mentor 300 lifetimes ago: Incantations aren’t meant to be said with ease. In uttering the words, you give of yourself. You wince in pain, knowing that suffering’s seed blooms into power’s bounty. Me now: Can I please get the Gobble That Thang Turkey Melt, O-O-Open-Face, please. Lovefunk Style.
"before he was scrooge he was...ebenezer" yeah dog there's a whole ass novella about that it's called A Christmas Carol ever heard of it?
me and mank shit house at some dinner party, being loud as fuck, not getting any of each other's references but LOVING this catty bitch delivery we're both doing that we think transcends knowledge and time but then you cut to a wide and we're both just screaming homophobically about Charlie Chaplin
the only man who could pull off using the word "icky" with dignity in this context and perhaps ever
Bill Corbett@billcorbett.bsky.social · 2w agoI love Al, he’s the best of the best. variety.com/2026/tv/news...
inane, ill-informed, pointless, and downright sickening DSA discourse? this website finally putting on some home cooking.
oh god just realized oubre won't be around to warn lebron about the pedestrian hazards so please someone make sure cuz keeps his head on a swivel out there
cannot get over the camera work on this
History In Videos@historyinvideos.bsky.social · 2w agoIn honor of Friday Beers, we're dedicating this incredible vintage Hamm's ad to @normcharlatan.bsky.social today. Hamm's was killing it with their 1970s marketing campaigns, eh @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social?
VJ Edgecombe, after growing up watching LeBron James and the Miami Heat — on TV more than any other team in The Bahamas — with a hell of an Instagram story:
