I hope this is how you find out about the newest food contamination
MissRude-yPie@missfruitypie.bsky.social · 3h ago
America's Final Dad
@finaldad.bsky.social
Sole remaining father in all of Wisconsin. Now on the loose kicking the ass of every other dad in America Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover. He/him
MissRude-yPie@missfruitypie.bsky.social · 3h ago
this man should get combat pay bc he was FIGHTING here
Dawg, I've got so many cousins with names that start with V. Like they're the only cousins I like anymore
Eyes, nose, mouth - ain’t nothing not crooked on this guy
Team Talarico@teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 2d ago11 years ago today, Ken Paxton surrendered at the Collin County Jail on felony securities fraud charges. This is his mugshot.
Hell yeah party people it's freaking Monday. Time to drink it up and MAKE FUCKING PIZZA BAGELS!
"You can't arrest me! I'm the Cake Boss!" -Buddy Valastro AKA the Cake Boss
9 more hours of work and I'm exhausted. Maybe agreeing to work 32 hours in two days was a mistake...
Working a 16 hour shift again and I'm pretty certain the walls are vibrating with malice
We all have that mutual who can change their handle, avi and entire bit but we still know exactly who they are
oh you “got my ass” huh? enjoy the constant shitting and farting
I would expect anyone who is paid by CNN to know Wisconsin was politically known for progressive socialism as they are known for cheese curds and PBR. But no.
In case you're like me and haven't been online much lately:
Don Ford, Voice of Fantasy and Adventure@donfordvoice.bsky.social · 5d ago@dly.bsky.social : 1. Ken Jennings announced he played NYT games and made silly words with his wife. 2. Beloved @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social did the right thing and told him to stop supporting them. 3. He snarked something shitty at Gwen. 4. We all rode with pitchforks to G’s defense.
Love a book with worldbuilding, but everytime a fan shows me something to get me hooked in sounds like this: Tain'tT smirked as he placed the Fraw'dad in the line with the Queerka'Va. "Murkmate" he said to the Goblin King who immediately burst into flames
Doing drugs and eating squid chips imported from Japan #beastmode #milfexpress #eatingdemchippies
ugg make future people joke, you am ready? what call someone who not know touch of woman? economist!
An old workplace got hit by a tornado. Even the gods hate that old hellhole
Made two loaves of bread today and if you try to stop me from making a third, I'll kick your gluten hating ass!
me holding. my best friends cock after a long day of homoerotic thoughts
im not 'irony poisoned,' i'm radiant with the healing light of irony
why won’t the DUMOCRATS come to terms with Obama hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein?!
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