Grok says that videos of Charlie Kirk being shot are memes and that he's actually fine
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Andrew from Pennsylvania, sports fan, bird feeder filler, proud owner of three Level 7 Yahoo Answers accounts.
It would be so funny if Rudy Giuliani died on Friday
I belong to a group of Flat Earthers. We believe the earth is round, but we intend to flatten it
Why do we call it the Fellowship of the Ring instead of a Fantasy League
Beginning to think jumping off this bridge was a bad idea. In my defense, my friends were doing it.
Guy who invented the urinal really thought “peeing in a toilet stall is so lonely”
we chose this long weekend project not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy
Grateful we have such beautiful sunsets. Taken 10 minutes apart.
The kid who played Mikey in the Life cereal commercials died today from eating Pop Rocks with Coke. He reportedly told his family that he'd "always wanted to try it."
Our towns-with-funny-names to limericks ratio is dangerously close to collapse
Most people don’t know that Snap, Crackle, and Pop are elves and that long before becoming Rice Krispies mascots they fought in the Battle of Helm’s Deep.
Slowly scrolling, murmuring "Heavens!" after every post and covering my mouth with both hands
A favorite for my sports nerds: during the 1997 season, the NFL had a player named Mushin Muhammad, the NBA had a player named God Shammgod, the NHL had a player named Miroslav Satan, and MLB had a player named Jesus Martinez.
Katelyn Burns@katelynburns.com · last wk.Tell me a fun fact.
Ima Garten gets a job teaching at a culinary school but quits after one day when the students won't stop calling her the Barefoot Professa
Saying “Why I oughta!” when my doctor checks my prostate
I feel like when people are being chased by a mummy not enough of them just try to kick the mummies ass. I wouldn’t try that shit on a Frankenstein but I feel like a mummy isn’t ready for that.
Downgrade a movie The People vs Larry Fine
Leela 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️@leela-after-dark.bsky.social · 2w agoDowngrade a movie Lock, Stock, and Two Cold Barrels
a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs
After years of research, I have created a cereal that doesn’t get soggy when you pour milk on it. It’s called Rocks and it's terrible
had an unexpected $5000 car repair and I’m really struggling. if someone could rename a lake it would really help ❤️