WUT U MEAN THERE IS A GOOD DOGGO AND HE IS NOT BERNER. LET ME FIX PAWDESSY
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Not actually Becky Sauerbrunn. Broon pic (c) Meg Linehan.
My Gen Z employees have taught me that putting the !! sticker on a text means you agree with what the person is saying and not “omfg are you kidding me?!?” (as I had been using it frequently) and now I’m spiraling.
A play that starts from the back ends with a ✨ twist ✨ Ashley Sanchez spins her way to goal No. 10 on the season!
Kid: So your job is answering emails? Me: No, my job is routing the stream of emails to people who might answer them. I'm like a beaver maybe? I dam up email streams? Kid: [Eyes have never rolled more ferociously.]
My local bookseller, who specializes in high brow small press stuff, told me that Heated Rivalry covered the store's rent by itself for two months in a row. So obviously it's on the counter display.
yes hi am enjoying my timemachine/spaceship/bus/fortress ill be with u in several hours
FIRST-EVER WAFCON BRACE FOR TEMWA 🐐 (via CAF Wonen)
FIRST-EVER MALAWI WAFCON GOAL IN HISTORY 🤯 (via CAF Women)
Reminding me that the other day we were discussing words, particularly word pairs, you never ever ever wield without looking them up to be sure which is which, and: gibe/jibe
Benjamin Dreyer@bcdreyer.social · last wk.One is, or at least I am, reminded of the old publishing industry gibe about an author departing one house for another and thus improving the literary reputation of both houses.
Sheep! (Or possibly Deeply Difficult Painters. Haven’t decided.)
Sophia_Nyx 🏳️⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · last wk.Name your fav film of 2026 so far.
Just a reminder that no review of any Homer adaptation will ever top Roger Ebert killing Troy in two sentences
the smugness level in a dog who has been permitted bed access is incalculable
Dan Devine@yourmandevine.bsky.social · last wk.Grizelda comfort level: increasing
Great moments in the history of philosophy: In 1972 John Rawls reaches out to Lou Rawls to see if he'd be interested in translating John's recently published "Theory of Justice" into a "sexy R&B concept album" entitled "Original Position." Lou Rawls politely declines the request.
Does Not Rhyme -through -cough -though -rough -bough Does Rhyme -pony -bologna
While I'm thinking about it: Thoughts and prayers for Gary Kleiban. Iykyk.
So that’ll be the first time one nation has held both the men’s and women’s World Cup at the same time
Our last pausa de hidratación as a family
