been a while since millennials got to ruin anything, glad to see we've still got the juice

Michael Hobbes@michaelhobbes.bsky.social · yesterday

This is a quietly metastasizing moral panic

There's a size variant for Small Frogs within the pattern.

FizziPuff@fizzipuff.bsky.social · 2d ago

I found and bought the most wonderful knitting pattern; it is both practical and absurd in its simplicity and I. Annot wait to wander around as the coziest tube in existence. ravel.me/the-garment

Wish I was this guy 🖌

I found and bought the most wonderful knitting pattern; it is both practical and absurd in its simplicity and I. Annot wait to wander around as the coziest tube in existence. ravel.me/the-garment

The Garment pattern by Robert Cole

Let the Garment envelop you; experience its heft and splendor.

ravel.me

The office's favorite appliance has passed on. RIP HotBox, you were gracious to those who forgot their burritos in you.

Funk yeah, concrete

Legit got whatever vaccines they had lying around behind the counter at Walgreens. Covid? Yes. Flu? Sure. Shingles? I guess so. You got anything for like, swamp fever or general malaise? Toss it in a needle. I don't care. These MAHA bags of shit will not kill me.

oh my god.... the grink

are you honestly serious

I won at yarn chicken. It's done. Now I gotta weave in all the ends 🙃

FizziPuff@fizzipuff.bsky.social · 7d ago

My health hasn't been the best these days, so I'm trying to keep myself occupied with quiet things. This blanket had been sitting for a while, and I only have one ball of its yarn left to work through, so I'm aiming to finish it. It's working up fast, and already is longer than me going across.

you met me at a very chorizo time in my life

My health hasn't been the best these days, so I'm trying to keep myself occupied with quiet things. This blanket had been sitting for a while, and I only have one ball of its yarn left to work through, so I'm aiming to finish it. It's working up fast, and already is longer than me going across.

We moved to an apartment with a large sliding glass door and my cat has been LOVING it.

Moon Cat🌖

I feel the 90's trope of "Girls Love Shopping!" was either a complete misunderstanding of the urge to dilly-dally around with a fun little drink, or a complete understanding of it as something to capitalize. I sort of feel like the latter is giving too much credit to someone though...

bitch I hate to be the one to tell you this but the ADHD is going to be there whether you have a diagnosis or not lmao

Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃@jussienorthside.bsky.social · 3w ago

Janice Turner has no background or training in medicine, neuroscience, psychology or psychiatry.

my latest purchase

We moved to an apartment with a large sliding glass door and my cat has been LOVING it.

Is this intimidating? He just looks cute!

they should invent large hors d'oeuvres. deviled goose eggs. pinwheels the size of your face. stuffed megafauna mushrooms

If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:

Running errands but I’m hot and overstimulated

cosmic glasses 🪐

do y'all remember when they found all that tf art in Osamu Tezuka's drawer post-mortem because I think about it often anyway keep chasing your bliss and draw weird shit, god knows we need that right now

🏳️‍⚧️ Here’s what’s true: There would be no Pride without trans people. You are allowed to take up space. You deserve joy beyond survival. Take care of yourself and each other this Pride. 💗 #TransJoy #TransLiberation #Pride2026

To my beloved el jibbities, we are more beautiful, more needed and more resilient than they can comprehend. We will not just survive this time, we will deliver justice and we will thrive

Nothing says Pride in 2026 more than “I’m not dead yet!”