@flatus.bsky.social

"You're right, that's my mistake and you're totally right to call me out on it. The Hawks and Hawkeyes are completely different teams. Want me to rework our 'gotjacksmithsass' script for the next time Sen Schmitt has the opportunity to question Smith under oath?"

Trying to get cost estimate for a CT scan. After 2 hours on the phone I've got it narrowed down to $257.05 to $2,493.65. It's the precision on either end that really makes this 👨‍🍳😗

“Do you condemn Hasan Piker?” “The bodybuilder the Republicans had at their midterm convention?” “No. He’s a leftist streamer. They were showing a picture of him.” “Well I think it’s a very unrealistic body standard for young men, I’ll say that.”

diarrhea Taylor Farms, salmonella chicken parm, bags of frozen blueberries that straight-up kill your ass heavy metal sourdough, listeria soup bowl refreshing summer popsicle that's filled with shards of glass we didn't start the fire...

I legitimately envy future Historians because this period of history is going to be incredibly funny once everyone presently living through it is dead.