Padre Florecita

@flourishklink.com

Assistant Priest at Christ & St Stephen's (Upper West Side, NYC). Formerly of @fansplaining.bsky.social. They/them 🏳️‍⚧️.

I feel like a real fish swimming against the current here but I think that "so what" as in "OK so what does this sermon mean for us" is INCREDIBLY valuable. The problem is when that means you skip the "what about God" part.

One of my parishioners told me that she would NEVER doubt that I wrote my own sermons, she is TOTALLY sure I do not use AI just based on their content, and I don't think I've ever had a better compliment! (yes she meant it as a compliment)

excuse me????? I'm old now. Sic transit gloria mundi. (my friends and I used to play Meat Loaf on its jukebox in order to get the most for our money and at one point nearly got in a physical fight with some fellow hotcake patrons at like 2AM over it)

Mechtroid@mechtroid.bsky.social · 4d ago

My Portland casualty is the original hotcake house no longer being 24 hours. Sometimes you want pancakes and hash browns at 2AM and the place now closes at ELEVEN.

In an obvious "Duh..." today: The people behind one of the biggest attacks on trans rights, under the guise of "protecting [cis] women" - don't actually care about women. In fact, their attacks on trans women's sports was indirectly gender affirming: part of their larger attack on women’s sports 🏳️‍⚧️

James Goodwin@jamesgoodwin.bsky.social · 3w ago

My god. The Heritage Foundation, which mercilessly attacked transgender kids in order to protect the "integrity of women's sports," is now attacking the legal basis for women's sports. The transgender student decision is barely 2 weeks old.

If 100 years, great-grandparents: this is boring. I was AFAB. I'd be suffering through a lot of childbirth and possibly an abusive husband. If I get to be a man: I can pick between lazy rich scion of a brick fortune, undertaker, sheep herder and sometime speakeasy bouncer, or railroad man.

Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 7d ago

Enough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?

One thing that's really making me go "did only I get this" about Odyssey discourse: It seemed clear to me that Zendaya's character is not in fact Athena but Cassandra? (Recall: in some versions of the sack of Troy Ajax the Lesser rapes Cassandra and Athena's statue is destroyed in the process)

incidentally my favorite Christopher Nolan movie based purely on how much I enjoyed it personally and how much I want to rewatch it, always, is TENET. yes this makes me an absolute little freak

ON the one hand, I absolutely feel the urge to make fun of these schismatic dudes ON the other hand, I'm basically allergic to making fun of liturgy, because it's so easy to do and it's SO mean to people for whom these acts are important parts of prayer. And that goes all directions.

In general I think members of other churches should stay out of other churches’s divisions, but in this instance precisely bc I’m an Anglican I will observe that deciding an Ecumenical Council doesn’t count is a great way to ensure you’re out of Communion with the Pope. fsspx.news/en/news/how-...

Exceptional circumstances call for exceptional measures. The consecrations of July 1st, performed without papal mandate, are an exceptional measure linked to the unprecedented crisis facing the Church. A day will come when Rome will finally recognize that the Second Vatican Council, far from strengthening the Church in the faith, has instead contributed to weakening Church teaching, thus leading to its slow but inexorable disintegration. As Bishop Fellay so aptly stated in September 2011, while it is true that there is a disagreement between the Society of Saint Pius X and Rome, the problem does not originate with us.
Reading the papal encyclicals on modern errors helps to understand that the choice to be made in 1988 was not between Pope John Paul Il at the time and Archbishop Lefebvre, but between the last popes and the popes who preceded them, since there was a deep opposition between them on issues that touch on faithUnfortunately, most authorities today remain attached to these same errors.
For example, Pope Francis declared in Abu Dhabi on February 4, 2019, that "the diversity of religions is a wise divine will." Just recently, Rome requested that the term Co-Redemptrix no longer be officially used to refer to Our Lady of Compassion. Under the pretext that this word is difficult to understand, they want to eliminate it from our vocabulary. Furthermore, Rome continues to dream of a synodal Church, a Church that seeks to listen to the people at the expense of its role in teaching the the Faith.

A lot of media coverage of the ‘AI’ reading of the Herculaneum scrolls really fails to understand what’s happened here. There’s no language processing happening, the AI/ML is not trained on a corpus of texts or language. It can detect ink to see shapes. HUMAN EXPERTS are then transcribing the text.

A screenshot from here: https://www.ox.ac.uk/news/2025-02-07-inside-herculaneum-scroll-seen-first-time-almost-2000-years

It explains that the machine learning involves only the detection of ink

All discernment is subjective because it’s about subjects. I’m sorry. I know it’s easy to just hate subjectivism and relativism but eventually you start to forget that Christian life is expressed in witness, which means doing stuff, and just not any stuff, which means you have to think about it.

my big pet peeve today: that every version of "this land is your land" they play for kids is bowlderized. it's like when you hear a hymn and they leave out the banging verses about the eschaton

an unexpected occasion of mercy is cause for joy and reflection. people sometimes like to detail, in response, the gruesome crimes of people the state seeks to execute, but it doesn't matter what anyone did: state sanctioned execution is barbaric, no less so than any crime it seeks to punish.

Chris Geidner@chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 2mo ago

BREAKING: SCOTUS denies Alabama's request to let it proceed with the nitrogen gas execution of Jeffery Lee that was scheduled for tonight. Justices Thomas, Alito, and Gorsuch note their dissent. Jeffery Lee will not be killed tonight. Background: www.lawdork.com/p/alabama-ni...

A reminder that we’re running a special vampire-lovers sale on subscriptions! $5 a month for the next two months—just $10 to read all of @gavia.bsky.social’s TVL analysis! (Plus all the non-vampire articles coming up, too.) Use code BITEME or this direct link: fansplaining.com/biteme 😘

Fansplaining@fansplaining.bsky.social · 2mo ago

"It’s worth remembering, however, that no one is making him do this. ... Lestat just isn’t a planner." In her first TVL recap for us, @gavia.bsky.social dives into the chaotic season opener: the tonal shift from IWTV, the nature of Lestat's music and fame, and Sam Reid's singular talents:

different topic: the vampire lestat. I enjoyed it immensely, I also have notes, but also also, go read the first page of the novel: they definitely got the tone shift on the nose lol.

some food things are way worse in Norway (never eat a Norwegian taco if you can avoid it) but some things are way better and one of them is cottage cheese. it actually tastes like the thing you can make in your own kitchen!! God bless.