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Stereotypically boring: I mainly skeet about cats, food and things that annoy me. she/her
Happy Friday! It's a great day to donate to survivors.
It's that time of year again - I'm raising money for Thrive Survivor Support Center for their Walk A Mile campaign Here's how it works: You give: Money to support survivors of domestic violence, sexual violence, and human trafficking You get: Cute pictures of me walking in heels down Main St 1/2
Idk lol "I shot Mr. Thompson in Manhattan and he died. I knew what I was doing was illegal. Unlike my previous interactions with insurers, I received an immediate response within an hour." is pretty fuckin legendary
Luigi Mangione pleads guilty to federal charges in the killing of UnitedHealthcare’s CEO
Mangione was charged with two federal stalking counts and faces a maximum penalty of life in prison in the 2024 killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson.
nbcnews.com
Jaelynn Scott is set to become Washington’s first openly transgender legislator after sailing through last week’s primary. www.kuow.org/electio... #transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
Washington poised to elect its first openly trans legislator
If Jaelynn Scott joins the state House, it will also likely mean at least two democratic socialists serving in the Legislature.
kuow.org
I regret to inform you that they have goth pet beds at Petco and now I have to get another one because the cat is jealous
I feel bad for the people in the comments who haven't heard of teen clubs before.
kids today are literally confused about whether "partying" was real or an urban legend
THURSDAY ART SHOW! If you are a working artist (i.e. you depend on income from your art) just respond to this post with your non-pornographic, non-violent, non-Al generated CAT-RELATED art/crafts and I will repost! From now until 6:00 pm EDT. Include any relevant links like your website or etsy!
Whoo, yeah. I would typically rather read a dozen essays than watch a single video essay. But this is probably the best video that @jamellebouie.net’s ever made, and it is a must-watch.
Normally I just appreciatively read @jamellebouie.net 's columns-sharable video content just isn't my bag. But this is a very, very, very trenchant piece of commentary that captures a lot of how I increasingly understand the disjunction between the commentary environment and on-the-ground politics.
“Let me set up a bird feeder outside my office so the cats will have something to entertain them and they’ll stay out of my way” — 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
I caught myself before I said "raw-dogging" in a client meeting just this morning!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO I'M ALWAYS IN THE DARK I'M DRINKING FROM A PONY KEG AND FLIPPING OFF CARS
Last night I dreamed I discovered footage of the Little Rascals performing "Total Eclipse of the Heart."
I'm not the biggest fan of my brother's wife (they're both MAGAs), but I'm relieved that her family down in Cali is safe. Some minor injuries and a crack in one home but otherwise OK!
In one college class, we received an assignment to write a short story about Black history. I only knew about the Big Stuff, and I wanted something else. Searching "black history" on AltaVista returned tons of hobby sites, and that's how I learned about Madam C.J. Walker.
The real story of pre-Google search is not that early engines were inferior—it’s that they reflected a different Internet entirely.
fwiw bbc and cnn do not offer any significantly different information, and I don’t have time to keep researching forced to wonder whether the cable is okay because it’s a one-and-done thing while the grave, left unchecked, could expand to cover all of wales with socks and rocks
This is approaching "CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA?" territory.
After a "20 v 1" speed dating show full of internet personalities, Drake found a "wife, pipe, and bestie" on his latest Stake-sponsored Kick stream. Goth baddie Pinkchyu took home the title of wife and asked him to buy her mom a house for retirement.
River otter mother ignores her three full-of-beans pups. (Video by K James)
One of the many easily accessible messages the Democrats should be employing is “Trump and his goons have essentially poisoned your food”
RECALL: Taylor Farms is pulling pre-packaged salsa and guacamole for contaminated jalapenos.
I can barely keep my eyes open, but I laid down for a late morning nap yesterday and ended up sleeping for four hours.
This is the place where a link to Gritty-Iceburgh smut was at the top of my feed this morning, but also, Matt's a creep.
Yeah, you'd know all about being horny, wouldn't you Matt?
If you’re newer here and interested in our crow friends - this one (from a couple of years back) used to sit in front of my house and yell for attention. Volume up! 👇
It’s hard enough to get pics while tossing snacks to Lucy - but I’ll try; meanwhile, here’s the “Hello Crow” summoning me for snacks…