GIRLS ON HERE: What's wrong bih afraid of me crushing u... tiny mouse 🤣 ME: Of course I am. I am as you say only the size of a mouse GIRLS ON HERE: come to my house bb i promise not to kill u with a brick 😜🧱🩸💦 ME: say it without the emoji GIRLS ON HERE: No

lottie "The Adversary" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️@vaporlight.bsky.social · 3d ago

women are, as we speak, attempting to crush me with bricks like a common spider. Just squish my life out with a big brick

Und?

i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else

been fucking my highbie mutuals for reskeets

on the train asking the driver if i can fuck the train, he just gave me a warm smile and told me to make him proud

your mission is to get laid on nighttrain. turn on airplane mode, do not talk to me until you fuck. your mission is to fuck and suck on nighttrain

I love bluesky's user-friendly interface design

my dealer in bristol's gotten me some dutty women's bathrooms on the down low

ive installed both a womens bathroom and a mens bathroom in my house, which is technically an office since I'm registered self employed. And I make trans use the womens bathroom when she visits even though its against the law now

"Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s

Stop saying "log into a portal." Sounds way too cool for what's happening.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to wield the cursed demon blade

Rear view mirror

Damn me, but all things are queer, come to think of ’em.

highbie sub x lowbie top

D&D Boy Shocks Lesbian Mecha Polycule by Ordering in Perfect Lancer

Hey man they’re putting our carcasses in a big industrial drum and doing a sort of vibrating boil wash to get the last usable bits of meat off us tonight if you wanna come thru

Fancy a bit of ket. That's right kettlemene lol cheeky sip of tea little mug of earl grey get innnn a boshhhh

chilling with giant dutch girls

cool new shirt

621 hasn't had a trim since cryosleep- good thing they've got some downtime between missions. #ac6 #armoredcore

yeah no shit

Xtra @xtramagazine.com · 3d ago

Canadian researchers found that 97 percent of youth who seek treatment for gender dysphoria still identify as trans years later.

kagurabachi crazy good this week

This is what every one of these conversations sounds like

Prof Christina Pagel@chrischirp.bsky.social · 5d ago

🧵On @thenewsagents.co.uk yesterday, school closures and the lab leak theory were offered as two examples of legitimate questions that were hard to ask. Both have in fact been asked constantly since 2020. But here's a thread on why I think they were wrong and dangerous on school closures 1/12