An autistic woman currently wearing a shit-eating grin like the Cheshire Cat who got the cream will repeat her latest pun as many times as necessary until she gets the response she’s hoping for, sources have reported.

Grinning autistic woman repeats pun in case you didn’t hear it the first three times

An autistic woman currently wearing a shit-eating grin like the Cheshire Cat who got the cream will repeat her latest pun as many times as necessary until she gets the response she’s hoping for,…

thedailytism.com

Who wants to play “guess what film the kid is describing”? Movie 1: ye olde pirate film but they’re not pirates but they sound weird. The main character is a little boy who loses an arm. There’s some old men running the boat and a skinny one likes an ugly one. It was made like a hundred years ago

"LibreOffice 26.8 contains no generative AI features. Documents are not transmitted to remote services for processing, and no component of the suite requires network access to function. This is a deliberate position."

Linuxiac@linuxiac.bsky.social · 5d ago

LibreOffice 26.8 is now available with a new Paragraph Composer in Writer, native OpenType variable font support, Calc improvements, and better document compatibility. linuxiac.com/libreoffice-... #OpenSource #OfficeSuite

Dolly’s Imagination Library brought so much joy to so many lives. We were lucky enough to benefit from the program over a decade ago and those books are still circulating among the community libraries to this day.

Alex Zalben@azalben.bsky.social · 6d ago

Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com

[Exit Queen.]

listen to shelved by genre

it’s ben@yotsuben.bsky.social · 5mo ago

hello @rangedtouch.bsky.social I rushed to my computer after hearing the first 15 minutes of the latest Shelved by Genre because I had to make your idea real immediately

Thanks folks, I still have absolutely no idea what’s wrong with me today. I woke up feeling depths of despair and a level of panic that could only be explained by velociraptors hunting me. Still very discombobulated but apparently I’m at the silly phrasing stage so I guess that’s an improvement

Gen Vee 👻@generallygenvee.bsky.social · last wk.

I’m seriously struggling right now, i dunno if i got a bad batch of my meds or what but stuff ain’t good in my brain right now. If you’ve ever enjoyed any of the stuff I’ve made/written/drawn, would you mind giving them a like/kudos/thumbs up, that would really help

I’m seriously struggling right now, i dunno if i got a bad batch of my meds or what but stuff ain’t good in my brain right now. If you’ve ever enjoyed any of the stuff I’ve made/written/drawn, would you mind giving them a like/kudos/thumbs up, that would really help

The cats at the local farm shop have learnt our car and come straight over for scritches. Makes my day but also scares the crap out of me cos they no longer wait for the car to stop

Give me a single image from a film that makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head:

Jareth Kicks Among Goblins

Alt: The throne room from Labyrinth in which Jareth kicks a Goblin

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Gremlin Gal@gremlingal.bsky.social · last wk.

Give me a single image from a film that makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head:

Jane Eyre, but you start off in the school and half the game is not dying of consumption

SprintingOwlDesigns@sprintingowl.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Okay. You have unfortunately been hit with the curse that makes you adapt a work you liked as a kid into a ttrpg. What thing are you adapting?

So not everyone, but… Blade Runner 2049. That’s not what the replicants wanted. That’s not what Roy died begging for. Pris & Zhora deserved more than that. Hell, even Leon. And Rachael deserved far better than dying butchered in a box in the desert. Also, get Leto away from those girls.

Rachel Merrill Artist for Gil Thorp and Death To Pachuco!@ohhhaeee.bsky.social · 2w ago

Whats a movie everyone fucking loves that you despise? It doesnt have to be objectively bad, you just objectively DID NOT. Heres one for me since Ive been on a Barbara Loden kick lately-

Gritting my teeth through writing an upsetting chapter of a fic, promising myself that it’s all okay, I just have to get through this so I can write the REALLY upsetting later chapters of the fic…

He’ll yeah! I’ve already put about 400 hours into trying to defeat one specific challenge in Islanders: New Shores, surely an entire year would let me beat it

Nina Marotta ☢️💙@mrschief7.bsky.social · 2w ago

You're offered $250,000,000 but to claim it you must enter the last video game you've played and stay there for a full year. How are y'all faring in this deal?

“Really the only effective treatment for chronic pain is to become a holiday rep in Ibiza.”

Heather Hill@rollin-academic.bsky.social · 4w ago

A question from Reddit that I'll answer here: "What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"

47 years ago today "Bela Lugosi's Dead" is the debut single by English post-punk band Bauhaus, released on August 6, 1979 and is often considered the first gothic rock record Bauhaus - Bela Lugosi's Dead (Riverside) HD #punk #punkrock #postpunk #gothpunkrock #belalugosisdead #bauhaus #history #otd

Friends of autistic person stunned that they aren’t writing for @thedailytism.com despite all the articles sounding exactly like something they would say

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike. YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother? ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky

Captain Awkward@captainawkward.bsky.social · 4w ago

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky

Pisces: Love is in the air. Unfortunately, it’s toxic in concentrated amounts. Side effects include laughter & writing letters.

I can’t meditate, the only time my mind is completely quiet and empty is when I’m faced with this-

YOU - No, I'll show you how a gentleman treats a doorbell! (Kiss the doorbell.)

Just got a former Tumblrite with “hey I like your shoelaces” and it does indeed feel like using a Cold War spy code phrase. Except instead of sharing state secrets it’s weird memes

Do not go willy into that good nilly

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

Lady Attercop@ladyattercop.bsky.social · last mo.

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

Showing the 13yo kid Monty Python & The Holy Grail for the first time. Absolutely blank expression through the entire thing except the Gilliam animations. Nary a chuckle at coconuts for horses, no reaction to “strange women lying in ponds” or even a smile at “I’ll bite your knees off” 💀

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Pisces: The future is bright (you lost your sunglasses).