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mandatory reading

Seeing as how the only horse I can draw is a stick horse (example pictured), I did my best front-facing version

now is the time for Count Binface MP

I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take

"logic of Musk’s empire is total. X shapes the discourse. Grok automates it. Grokipedia rewrites the historical record. Starlink can deliver it all, everywhere, to everyone. Each layer reinforces the others. It’s not about winning arguments in the public sphere. It’s about building a replacement."

Astra Taylor@astra.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Muskism by @bentarnoff.com and @quinnslobodian.com is now out. My endorsement: “A wholly original and insightful analysis that deserves to be read by the billions of people impacted by Musk’s pathological quest for power and wealth.”

Once again: corporate-approved horny. Baldur's Gate and The Witcher and Cyberpunk will not be banned on Twitch, while less lascivious indie games are banned from sale. Horny is an increasingly relevant Cultural Trend, and culture must be consolidated into the hands of capital.

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why are we sending our best into space when we should really be sending our worst... on a one way trip, into the sun.

I just wanna kiss ma fish

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh

they sold his phone to a vending machine 😭

Greg Pak@gregpak.net · 7mo ago

take a second to really wrap your head around this.

Would I Lie To You *takes card* One day I kidnapped the President of Venezuela and his wife, charged them with having machine guns, then realised I had no plan on what to do next so panicked and said I’d run Venezuela indefinitely

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a robot kicking at a human's balls, forever.

i want some peanuts

dude my dad knew someone in the epstein files that gives me an Epstein number of 3 oh fucj

having blusky's set to make you click-through to see anything flagged as "adult content" is great, because it's like a little surprise present. 90% of the time its an anime girl in a bikini the remaining 10% someone is trying to insert an entire washing machine into their ass

they really need to fix that thing where IF YOU BLOCK ip.bsky.app YOU CAN BYPASS AGE ASSURANCE it would really suck if people do that

donald trump is speaking right now? why would anyone want to get that notification...

Hey you! Stop playing Fortnite!

Baskin Gamer@baskingamer.bsky.social · 8mo ago

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Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers. NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2

the united states sued a dinosaur skeleton en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...

United States v. One Tyrannosaurus Bataar Skeleton - Wikipedia

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I got a switch 2 for my birthday :P