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Making a tentative return to social media, may be fun, may be boring, may be some exhibitionism. PHL 🔞

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · last mo.

One of the most important types of accounts you can follow is something I call "The Dipshit Barometer." If there is a fearmongering, apocalyptic take going around, check in on the dipshit barometer to see if they affirm it. If they do, you don't have to worry about it.

NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 08,1965

P1- NANCY LOOKS VERY UNHAPPY AS SHE RAKES THE FRONT YARD
P2- NANCY CONTINUES TO RAKE THE YARD AND LOOKS EXTREMELY DISGRUNTLED
P3- FRITZI COMES OUT AND NANCY IS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN, BUT SHE LEFT A MESSAGE FOR HER AUNT FRITZI BY MAKING LETTERS WITH RAKED UP LEAVES
NANCY’S MESSAGE -
I QUIT

Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I am devastated 💔🦋💔 R.I.P. Dolly, your music, humor, generosity, and spirit shined so bright on all our souls Truly one of my most favorite artists and humans. Listening to her sing always made me feel better whenever I felt homesick for Appalachia. And I will always love you 🦋♥️

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 3mo ago

A kid listens to his parents shout at each other from behind a door. He thinks to himself "uh-oh, my parents are fighting again. What would Samus do?" The kid gets an idea. He curls into a ball and thinks to himself "ball can't be sad. Ball can't be scared."

Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Just gotta power through the rest of this work install and then I’ll be off to gay camp for the weekend!!! 🏕️ 🌈

Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Very lucky and very cool to have been a part of the World Cup here in Philly last night! ⚽️ 🦅 🌃

Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Practicing radical patience by not impulsively quitting my job today

Safely Endangered @safelyendangered.bsky.social · 4mo ago

hell yeah

Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 5mo ago

My tiny back yard herb garden brings me joy every season

Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 5mo ago

I think a 1,000+ piece Lego set would really fix my mood entering this week

🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨@micah.pet · 2y ago

This is the only thing I need in life.

Hierarchy of needs pyramid that's painted yellow and reads: "being peed on by multiple friends with very large, desperately full bladders"

Spooky Lee @justleeokay.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Gaslighting myself into having a better day 😌

Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 5mo ago

used bookstores hate to see me coming 📚

Karlos ✈️ PS Pride 11/4-11/09 @karlosthefog.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Hey! I have a question! Why do a lot of ginger men in their 30+ look like they are stewards of lighthouses or captains of well traveled ship?

Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Hug your friends and tell them you love them. Life’s too short

Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 6mo ago

truly love being the top for my man and a service top for others but God damn I’m vers and sometimes wanna get my back blown out too

The Onion @theonion.com · 7mo ago

Full-Time Mom Drunk On The Job

Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Remembered how impactful this photo was to young me today

Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 7mo ago

A late night turn of events

The Onion @theonion.com · 7mo ago

Leaf That Came Out Too Early Cold As Shit

Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 7mo ago

oh shit oh fuck I don't have nearly enough Robux to bribe these ICE agents.

ICE agents in tac vests who look like they should be in after school detention for masturbating in the library

Megan Greenwell@greenwell.bsky.social · 7mo ago

counted 25 ICE officers (most with ERO vests) during my 26-minute wait in the LGA Terminal C Touchless line this morning. every one of them was either standing doing nothing or slowly walking the length of the line doing nothing. at least four were in masks.