Bitter Bartholomew

@gnrlaimlessness.bsky.social

26 and 🏳️‍🌈...🫠

When you’re wise and you’ve done the work, you don’t need to experience everything for yourself to wise up. You can listen. You can learn from what other people have lived through and choose differently. I thought I should share this with everyone because, damn.

Whatever you think Gavin Newsom or Pete Buttigieg have done in validating transphobes, this is the EXACT SAME but for people trying to help RFK kill my fucking kids.

It's fucking nuts. These people are not just some random mommies who dont think too much about politics and heard some bad things about seed oils, these are people who literally CHOSE to adopt a moniker of a MAGA offshoot! They're completely off the deep-end.

Why the fuck do so many people who should know better want to engage in a little conspiracy-brained anti-modern crankery as a treat? A MAHA-curious liberal/leftist will tell you their version is less dangerous than the one favored by reactionary centrist Atlantic writers (transphobia). It isn't.

MAHA is a eugenicist movement and you do not negotiate with eugenicists. This is a thing a high proportion of people who will tell you not to frequent the Nazi bar apparently forget when the patrons of the Nazi bar share their priors about food dyes or whatever.

In the United States, on January 20, 2025, the air, the food, the medicine, the water were all as clean and pure and safe as they have ever been in this country. Yeah, sure, there were and are real problems, and our army of nerds in lab coats devoted to solving them was the envy of the world.

You actually don't have to do the "well, you know, I disagree with MAHA but they're right that there are real problems with The System" thing. That's a concession you absolutely do not have to make.

Did you see how Apple, Amazon Walmart and other big companies are refunding the billions of dollars they got back from the federal tariff settlement to their customers, who ultimately bore the cost of higher prices? Yea, me neither.

M: congratulations Bond, you’ve retrieved the APOLLO disc and saved England. Are you…enjoying your time with Miss Honkersworth *sly wink* Richard Kind: oh with the sex?! Oh no, no no we’re looking at pictures of different cheeses, do you know how many they have it’s ridiculous, anyway GOODBYE Mark