"The Transformers do not endorse the views of the President" okay, great, yeah, it's very normal that you had to say that. This is an ordinary world where things make sense. It's normal that I'd wake up to an official statement from cartoon robots denouncing the man who has the nuclear codes.
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Florida. Good television. Sports. Greyhounds. Whatever else strikes my fancy.
This is spectacular, folks. We live in a moment in American history when the president and his administration are so racist and dumb that a toy company has to put out a statement saying: "OUR GIANT ROBOT THAT TURNS INTO A TRUCK DENOUNCES RACISM AND HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE CURRENT PRESIDENT."
Hasbro on DHS’ use of Optimus Prime in their deportation slop.
If we aren’t doing this everywhere, what are we even doing? Annual Toronto dog swim before they close down the outdoor pools for the season:
🛸 Happy X-Files Day! 👽 On this day 33 years ago – 10 September 1993 – The X-Files premiered, with Mulder and Scully tackling their first mysterious case together in the pilot. The truth is still out there… #TheXFiles #XFilesDay
"you're gonna get left behind if you don't start using ai" oh thank god, please leave me behind, i'm good over here, i do not want to go to there
Michael Phelps being genetically built like someone developed him in a lab specifically for swimmers: celebrated Olympic hero A girl whose only “crime” is being born with the incorrect parts is the second best player on her volleyball team: HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!
One thing I am learning from this whole stupid slow-rolling debacle is that not enough people have seen Derrick Henry’s high school tape 
Which is stealing $10 million allocated to feed hungry children. Go the fuck away, Byron.
Byron Donalds says the election is about "defending the Florida way of life"
ok but at least that trans kid cant play jv volleyball with her friends anymore
BREAKING: diesel history is about to be made. $6/gal nationally — never seen before, days away, it's now in the pipeline, unavoidable.
tremendous wave of anxiety for no real reason? it’s the fascism, boss
I am perpetually crashing out about work and/or school because of this. I have found this tumblr post a useful encapsulation of Living in These Times:
Oh no! My creation! It’s more powerful than even I could have ever imagined! Wow guys you’re not going to believe this! You’re going to have give me more money to try to control it—it might even take more money than I could have ever imagined!
you HAVE to get on board with beanie babies. beanie babies are going to leave you behind. you must devote your time to studying all the new beanie babies and how it impacts yuor life. also theyre alive and im in love with iggy the iguana
pay living wages for all workers. tax the shit out of billionaires. happy labor day.
ELEVEN(!) seasons of Doctor Who done! So here we go. Doctors: 1. Peter Capaldi 2. David Tennant 3. Christopher Eccleston 4. Matt Smith 5. Jodie Whittaker Lord it’s close between Smith and Whittaker though right now.
Peter Capaldi's Favorite Doctor Who
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Doctor Who: The Battle of Ranskoor Av Kolos Breaking News: the internet has terrible takes! This was a perfectly *lovely* season of television! It was different, for sure, but different isn’t bad. Jodie is wonderful. Travel hopefully, indeed.
Jodie Whittaker's Brilliant Doctor Who Moment
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it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
I had to walk into a tourist Walmart on Labor Day weekend but BINGO. Publix muffins and monster cereals, you’re up.
This is shameful discriminatory and misogynistic reporting. People aren’t choosing disability to be “cool”. Young women don’t have to “prove” to you that they’re sick. Disability rates are skyrocketing because we’ve left a disabling virus rip through the population for over 6 years.
Pete Crow-Armstrong, 2026 Topps style, inspired by the catch he made yesterday… www.mlb.com/video/pca-ca...
I will never get over Memorial Stadium looking that packed. HOOSIERS!
The worst part of all this is Hancil Rincon was making his major league debut when Eddings humiliated him for no reason. Waited his whole life for that moment and can never get it back. MLB needs to suspend Eddings. Baseball is a game that is supposed to be joyful, not Pete Hegseth’x military.
Good summary and clip of what happened in the 6th inning of last night's Cardinals Rockies game