peanut butter legs
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somewhere between Mugler and LeRagBin
I've had my momma blocked on IG for years. Should I unblock her
This nigga so excited he think he finna get some... Perhaps not!
The cruelty is the point: "moldy showers, broken toilets, laundry down for weeks, long stretches with no hot water, a meal that came down to half a cup of rice and two tortillas. No soap, deodorant, or toothpaste"
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 12h agoThere have reportedly been multiple attempts by sailors to jump overboard the USS Abraham Lincoln as poor conditions and mental stress reach a breaking point. The crew is in its ninth month at sea, and has spent 250 days consecutively without making land, a record
A man acting surprised that you’d rather have nothing than his bare minimum, will forever be funny
Anderson Paak got that Bob wig for sale on his website...kinda want it 😂😂
sharing this because I know a LOT of women can relate to this. Thank you @tressiemcphd.bsky.social for posting this in your instagram stories www.marieclaire.co.uk/life/relatio...
I Asked Women If a Man Had Ever Ruined Their Birthday—More Than 120 Said Yes
Birthdays, promotions, holidays and even funerals. Writer Chanté Joseph investigates the unsettling relationship pattern hundreds of women instantly recognised.
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Nobody remembers "eccentric" people?! You don't get a character like Miss Frizzle without the touch of 'tism.
Lady Levain@breadbae.blacksky.app · 18h agoAutism has always existed. They just didn’t have a name for it. The science wasn’t advanced enough back then. Same with ADHD. It’s why your granny said your cousin Tina’s kid was “touched.”
If anyone in my parents' generation described someone as "a character," that's how you know the person was neurodiverse.
Hos Just Wanna Have Fun.@armedpropaganda.bsky.social · 18h agoNobody remembers "eccentric" people?! You don't get a character like Miss Frizzle without the touch of 'tism.
I'm rolling my eyes so hard in this work conference where the main focus is integrating AI into everything 🙄 I can't wait till all this shit backfires.
Just think if we built housing at the same speed and scale that data centers are being constructed.
Going to the bathroom in my dreams almost got me
Man's Heartfelt Laugh
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It’s always weird when people come back around looking for someone you used to be. Baby idk what to tell you, that person is gone.
Americans owe more than a trillion dollars in credit card debt, up 60% from just five years ago. https://to.pbs.org/4wnlIAe
Credit card debt surges in U.S. as high interest rates make it harder to pay off
Americans owe more than a trillion dollars in credit card debt, up 60% from just five years ago. Meanwhile, higher interest rates make debt even more difficult to pay off, a downward spiral causing cr...
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I wish I could know when/how I have given men the ick. Mostly so I can repeat it when I want a mf to leave me alone 😂
T. Krown@mumbles-j.bsky.social · 7mo ago(Stealing flagrantly from @labeautenoire3.bsky.social) Fellas: i feel like laughing, give me times that women gave yall the ick
I’m sorry to laugh. But how you gone be mad you lost the stutter off and then dump her??? Lmao you dead wrong
Eduardo Rãul Sanchez@tonytwoteeth.bsky.social · 7mo agoThis one is fucked up. She had a stutter and it was worse than mine, but I was koo with it cuz I have one too. Until we went on our 2nd date. Her stutter activated while talking to the waiter. I tried to step in to help & mine started. We both sounded like cars with no gas. In that moment I said
Folks in Atlanta drive like they're trying to bait you into violence. Is this a psyop?
I never correct my typos because use context clues, figure it out nigga
Everyone has conspired to get on my fucking nerves today I see.
I really can't stand people who constantly need attention and act out for it. Fuck from round me, weirdo.
gone come out that muthafukka looking like Homey D. Clown's sock.
TIA THE TALKING TITTY TITAN🧿@prettttystoned.bsky.social · 2d agoApparently the procedure is being done so the fellas can have more girth
I’ve been screaming into the depths for years how I believe over half (generous number) of all men would pursue minors if age laws didn’t exist.
The 1976 film is about a '60s trio based loosely on The Supremes. It wasn't a big hit, but it has a devoted cult following, and critic Ken Tucker says it features some of Aretha Franklin's finest performances. n.pr/4wjrliQ
Aretha Franklin's 'Sparkle' soundtrack is a neglected classic
The 1976 film is about a '60s trio based loosely on The Supremes. It wasn't a big hit, but it has a devoted cult following, and critic Ken Tucker says it features some of Aretha Franklin's finest performances.
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