grace mahoney!

@gracemahoney.bsky.social

unironic saints row enjoyer she/her | admin & ops @ hipster whale 🐔 ✉ thegracemahoney@gmail.com

why can no one in the states star wars universe swear convincingly? it's not like "kark" and "kriff" are inherently unbelievable swears, but everyone swears with the same stilting hesitancy as americans saying cunt

me: hey, aren't you jack reacher? reacher: poster. mid-tier, by the look of it. you were on twitter until it became x. now you're just on one of the knockoffs, most likely bluesky, because you don't have the self-confidence for instagram or tiktok. me: ok t— reacher: peaked in the buzzfeed era.

look its simple: if roger rabbit is exonerated the toons gain control of the acme corporation leading to "coyote vs acme". if roger rabbit is convicted, humans retain control as seen in "looney tunes: back in action". if marvin acme is never killed then chip and dale rescue rangers (2022) happens