“Why are you banging your head against the wall?” asked Frog. “I hope that if I bang my head against the wall, it will help me to think of a story,” said Toad.
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I don’t like introductions. Disabled veteran. Smoke weed, grow things. Everything is connected, like it or not.
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Frog and Toad jumped into the water. They swam all afternoon. Frog swam fast and made big splashes. Toad swam slowly and made smaller splashes.
I was the weird guy everyone told to touch grass. Look at me now touching the grass, is this better, do you like this
the void called and it wants its personality back bro
Devil: Put your dick in the air fryer. Angel: Put your dick in the air fryer.
Running outside waving at the sky yelling "DOWN HERE" every time a plane flies over
cooking tip: if you use only half an onion for a recipe, you can put the rest in the fridge and later you'll have a fridge that smells like onion
Swamp Thing - 9x12 ink commission (2017) updated colors (2023)
In a sentence? Ok, sure. Crashing out is what you do when you need to crash.
again and again and again and again and again and
“What you need to learn how to recognize and realize is that people will waste your time and not feel bad about it at all.”
There is no version of yourself you could become that would satisfy the people who hate you. So you might as well be who you are.
Is it a scratch cooking real restaurant or an untalented Sysco factory slop shop?
Monstera Anomalies :) The pot was a forgotten about leftover from a repot I’m pretty sure, and the leaves apparently will sometimes root as a last ditch effort to keep going, but I’m not expecting much more than that.
Toad sipped his tea. “Frog,” he asked, “are you making this up?” “Maybe yes and maybe no,” said Frog.
It’s been tooooo hot, tomorrow is clean up day for the bebes. Galactic Grapes :)
