Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with
Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 4w ago‘The Odyssey’ women Zendaya, Anne Hathaway, Lupita Nyong'o, and Charlize Theron stun in Paris.
put trains in space
@gunpowdertim.bsky.social
Singer & ex-space-pirate with The Mechanisms. He/him. Tim. web: spacetrain.co.uk
Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 4w ago
Good news, trainers! JourneyMon: Monster Trainer Roleplaying is OUT NOW on itchio! Call your monster, call your friends, it's time to find out what adventures wait beyond the horizon! Pick it up here: ilgingell.itch.io/journeymon
i think my spider plant is trying to tell me something
some of the jobs that crop up on recruitment site talk about "fintech unicorns" & i simply won't apply to them so i can continue to imagine that they're aquatic cyborg horses
on this day 10 years ago i drew some pokemon parodies that did rather well online, so to celebrate, i redrew a few of them all fancy like
The red light district was so called because a high enough reading on the pornograph would trigger an alarm state...
Gobz club - tell me your special interest, I'll tell you wich league to join !
talking to my cat like im the doll from bloodborne. welcome back good hunter, what is it you desire as she stares accusingly
[Baba Yaga sitting in Chicken Cottage, obviously disappointed, but enjoying a peri peri wrap]
Statler: "007, you squandered millions of pounds of the budget, caused an international disaster, and endangered the lives of civilians! This is completely unacceptable!" Waldorf: "Yes! That's the government's job!" Both: "OHHHHHOHOHOHO"
Post a horse from any game as a reply and I'll tell you my opinion about it as a professional horse game consultant and certified video game horse expert also repost this so much that I'll regret posting it, I need an excuse not to do any other work today
Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.
i don't know what D&D is advertising but I'm glad they've got a competent detective like Harrier Du Bois on the case
I think about “normal to want and possible to achieve” all the time
Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 4mo agoOK for fun: top funniest tweet ever? I am torn between "moon's haunted" and "Denise I was at your wedding."
I know a lot of folks have been asking about the US release of The Burn Line, and I've only been able to answer with an enigmatic smirk. Well no longer - behold!!
Reactor Magazine@reactorsff.bsky.social · 4mo ago"Did you know there's a legal maximum temperature cows can be transported at, but not humans?" We are THRILLED to reveal the cover for The Burn Line by The Magnus Archives creator @jonnysims.bsky.social! Bear witness to horrors beyond our recollection with @poisonedpenpress.bsky.social
My cover for 'Oversail', the new album from @ochremusic.com, with amazing coloured vinyl from Mystic & Quantum Records. Released on 17th April
@thepocketforge.bsky.social - Sleeble arrives just in time to be a reward for finishing a bit of DIY! I've put them on the shelf to become a bookworm.
I don't know how to communicate in written form the horrible little sex-noise I need to capture the character they've got me playing, so lets go with "eeeuuhehhh..."
GOBLINS!@goblinspod.bsky.social · 4mo agoWelcome to our next guest actor @jonnysims.bsky.social Tim made it his mission to write the most horrid little man he could imagine, specifically for Jonny. Jonny read the script and said, 'Well I suppose if they don't have any interesting roles available, that'll have to do.'
IF YOU STUDY TRAINS YOU'RE A FERROEQUINOLOGIST. THE STUDY OF IRON HORSES.