The Vice President of the United States insulting someone for being fat, X the Everything App truly has everything

huck mason@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 12h ago

for reasons that only make sense if you're insane, a TPUSA kid complaining about burrito costs on xitter has the GOP's biggest divas going for each other's throats.

However it turns out, you'll feel better for trying

Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 6h ago

Jane Austen used 'however' at the beginning of a sentence, and so can you.

Bravely *and* correctly.

Benjanun Sriduangkaew @ Persephone Effect out now@benjanun.bsky.social · 10h ago

Me, bravely,

Being undocumented in the United States is not a crime. Being undocumented in the United States is not a crime. Being undocumented in the United States is not a crime. Being undocumented in the United States is not a crime. Being undocumented in the United States is not a crime.

🎶 Hang the DJ, hang the DJ 🎶

I'll take my cut as universal basic income for life. Tax the corporations. Tax the stockholders. And seize all the assets of every company all members of the Trump family own.

Corporate America got billions of dollars in tariff refunds. Where’s your cut? | CNN Business

Apple got an estimated $2.2 billion tariff refund last quarter. Amazon got $600 million. Nike got $300 million. But American consumers who paid higher prices as President Donald Trump’s tariffs filter...

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Ken Jennings has sucked forever, how is this news to anybody? Of course he's transphobic - he's also fatphobic & ableist. Has been for years.

Ok, so I took some old, dry Eagle Scout and ground it up with some super-squooshy Pineapple Trainwreck, and... #WeedLife

Mindblown Man: A Magical Transformation

Alt: Mindblown Man: A Magical Transformation, With Fireworks

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Ugh... Adam. The worst #Buffy villain. A 20th-century Frankenstein's monster, where Frankenstein is a freshman-psych professor. And now it's time for Faith to wake up.

There's that Very Online fear when you see the name of someone you really admire in the Trending and you are suddenly anxious why everyone is suddenly talking about them, maybe they died? And then there's Donald Trump... a letdown every time.

Desert marigold

It feels like we ripped open a portal to Hell in 2016 that we're still stuck in, a decade later.

I like how in a dystopian hellscape so many people are befriending crows so we can collectively enter our Sauron phase.

Using "AI" to dunk on Trump is not different than using it to write your books... You haven't found the magical 3rd choice between using it and not using it. It's still bad.

America, too

Jamie McKelvie@mckelvie.bsky.social · 5d ago

Britain as a whole has to get over the idea that mowed grass lawns everywhere is a good thing.

Mexicans are absolutely mogging Americans so hard on soda. Jarritos is just the tip of the iceberg. Wait until you try Besitos Lime con Chile soda.

Meg 💖@megnc.bsky.social · 5d ago

Mexican soda is so much better

I’m begging.

Fonch@finchinabq.bsky.social · 4y ago

They should invent feet that don’t hurt.

Opening the library, listening to a vinyl rip of the Moody Blues’ Days of Future Past album, because it’s the only way to hear the lost vocal track in “Evening (Time to Get Away)”. I wish they’d fix that on a future release!

Someone orphaned this post, which is tragic, so I’m resurrecting it. I would give out this book. It is such a good book. First of all, it is full of pictures. It’s a huge component of why I am currently so nuts about mathematics

Liℤℤie Kodpuak née Acid Lich (can’t spell sheaves without she)@acidlich.bsky.social · 3y ago

So I would give out Branko Grünbaum & GC Shephard’s Tilings & Patterns. Yea it’s a math text book but no one is getting tested, just look at the beautiful and cool content this book is full of!

"This book is called WHAT?" display.

Nike’s new “Hatch Green Chile Dunk” goes on sale at Kingswell in ABQ today. The rest of the world gets it tomorrow.

'A cult following': Nike's green chile-inspired sneakers to go on sale in Albuquerque

Kingswell, a Nob Hill skateboard and apparel shop, will be the first store in the world to have the shoes available Friday.

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finally tried a Taco Bell enchirito and that shit slapped: I have seen the light

omg... Willow cried in Buffy's lap after Oz & Veruca, just like she did in Xander's after Tara, and #Buffy didn't have to make a big speech about a yellow crayon.

I need to talk about this pendant. Notice Cupid peering at two clearly canoodling femmes.

Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Man Playing 'White Christmas' Song

Alt: Danny Kaye as The Court Jester, playing a lute & looking nervous

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Don[ny]ovan@dgschell.bsky.social · last wk.

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Full Moon tonight!

Falling Slowly was also not on the playlist, but I gave a shout-out to Glen Hansard anyway.🕯️

Halaylah@halaylah.com · last wk.

Tonight's Bingo was movie songs - song titles that are also movie titles, and songs that are featured in movies. I wore my Lovebürger shirt from Can't Hardly Wait - *one* person noticed it, but tragically, the song was not on the Bingo playlist.

Tonight's Bingo was movie songs - song titles that are also movie titles, and songs that are featured in movies. I wore my Lovebürger shirt from Can't Hardly Wait - *one* person noticed it, but tragically, the song was not on the Bingo playlist.

Tidying up before housekeeping comes