y'all know i love the ny liberty and their logo, but this little middle part right here... it drives me crazy. Line It Up! 🗽
Jeffrey Cranor
@happierman.bsky.social
podcast-maker: Night Vale, Unlicensed, Within the Wires, Random Horror 9
i tried to get a cute photo of robert and reba curled up together but then robert yawned and now i have a new sleep paralysis demon
I would never accept a phone call from those awful JERKY boys
It’s normal when filling the ice trays to whisper, “Cubemother’s back“
broke: ny has bodegas woke: ny has 24hr mass transit bespoke: ny has ellie 🗽
Patricia Pancakes is doing a site specific performance art piece today only.
It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your family sucks.
May I offer: -Person is walking weird -Hey there was someone outside that window this whole time -This person has their back to me in a situation where they should be facing me
in no particular order, here are some of my favorite horror visuals -Deranged-Looking Dolls -Arms Are Too Long -Mirrored Medicine Cabinet Is Opened -Villain Is Standing Still, Far Away -Goat Looks at Camera -Face in Background Is Out of Focus -Mouth Too Big But Teeth Too Small
some love a big sporting event. some, an album drop. some love a restaurant opening, or a film release. me? i spend my days waiting for michael hobbes' comments on another tcw mindflex
Another brainpan-tumbleweeds banger from the least essential columnist in America www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
My feeling about Robert Eggers is the same as how I feel about Wes Anderson: I don’t *want* him to be any less up his own ass. He’s my only source for Robert Eggers movies, I can’t get those anywhere else.
Any gambling on potential harm to property or living things should be illegal, and these gambling websites should be legally liable for their customers causing harm to win wagers. This is grotesque.
Fire survivors say “it’s morally reprehensible,” and experts worry the wagering could lead to arson.
I don't need to buy a Rolex. I just look at their ads and figure out what time it is for free.
You do not, under any circumstances, want to have as many PMs as the Giants have had head coaches since 2016
Political turmoil: UK will see its seventh prime minister in 10 years https://aje.news/qjil0j
satou sabally's fit won the game even if the liberty didn't
This is what they make the American guy look like in anime
And so they meet again
either the @signalawards.bsky.social doesn't google anyone they plan to work with (bad), or they do and still decided this is okay (alarming)
i loathe how hollywood thinks it was the original reddit threads on liminal spaces that made the movie successful and not a dedicated artist who spent the last 5 years refining his work. eschew artistic development. stripmine existing ideas. lather rinse repeat
Hollywood agencies are searching Reddit for short stories and ideas that could be turned into movies following the success of 'Backrooms' (via THR)
i was holding a can of diet coke while walking in park slope and a man passing by shouted "oh, you LOVE diet coke, don't you"
The sun is shining. Enthusiasm for sports is in the air. I said hello to an older person walking their dogs and they replied: “Who the FUCK are you? Who the fuck ARE you?”
wemby doesn't look like he's having as much fun as elmo hoped
couple next to me on a flight yesterday ordered hot water and milk from the beverage cart. then i watched them squeeze like 3 or 4 little pouches of milk into the hot water and drink that shit like it was a scotch neat
tex a&m also axed their women's studies program in january. under their new policy, professors literally need the univ president's permission before teaching anything related to sexuality, gender or race.
'Texas A&M philosophy professor Martin Peterson is leaving the university after administrators told him in January that he couldn’t teach Plato’s Symposium in his philosophy class; they said the ancient Greek philosopher’s work violated the system’s restrictions on gender and sexuality content.' 1/3
(sort of scrolling past this a little too fast) go mets