He’s so talented at saying vaguely off-putting things as though they’re perfectly normal
MarthAAAAAAAAAH! 🐓
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Retired Irish-German-American lady who is sadly allergic to cats
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Space Witches, Esq.@popelizbet.bsky.social · 5d agoI am so fucked #UrgentNeed I returned my phone on a warranty repair but my roommate who dropped it off and grabbed the receipt is out of town, T-Mobile claims i didn't send it back and my whole $1400 paycheck is gone. paypal.me/popelizbet or cashapp $popelizbet
a vision of Greece without self-knowledge and restraint is merely a thin historical pretext for economic and political expansion without reflection or meaning. Growth and profit themselves become the main characters of history, leaving the humans that make them possible behind.
This is wild. Hanning is said to have "used that information in his private consulting work" and also was "in close contact with a representative of another [unnamed] foreign intelligence service, to whom he passed on political information" The article is free to read btw
Laura Phillips@lauraphillips.bsky.social · last wk.👀👀👀😳 ‘Police have arrested the former head of Germany's BND foreign intelligence agency, August Hanning, on suspicion of espionage, the federal prosecutor's office announced Tuesday.’ 1/ .
*record scratch* Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation… (reposted with alt text because this is an absolute treasure. Photo credit: Kevin Lohman @kevinlohman.bsky.social)
DocDeezWhat@docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 2w agoTo Valhalla
“We didn’t labor in the wilderness to build a conservative party that was inclusive and welcoming … to see it taken over by a bunch of bigots,” Rove said. But you did, Karl. That's exactly what you did.
Josh Marshall@joshtpm.bsky.social · 2w ago
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
@pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 2w agoThe Taming of Sméagol Donato Giancola
I don’t go high when they go low. I get LOUD. Because the soul and humanity of this country are at stake. /end
#NotAllMen will appreciate this metaphor:
Hannah Vardit@hannahvardit.bsky.social · 2w agoyou will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
like I do every year, I offer this poem of mine from @utopiascifi.bsky.social about Stanislav Petrov on his day. utopiasciencefiction.medium.com/thanks-to-st...
Thanks to Stanislav Petrov for Fairy Tales about Birds by Elizabeth R. McClellan
February 2021 | Utopia Science Fiction Magazine
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Ed Maibach@maibached.bsky.social · 3w agoHappy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.social
Big "women laughing at salads" energy here
dame@dame.is · 3w agoWHY IS SHE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BATTLEGROUND
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Okay rich friends employed with companies that do employer matching: Please help me raise $7k to support @scarleteen.com's fall fundraiser. We're expecting 7 million visitors this year (up from 5 million!) in a climate where access to good sex ed, esp. for LGBTQIA+ young people, is dwindling.
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John Brown's body lies a-moulderin' in the grave John Brown's zombie heart is full of spite and hate John Brown's fingerbones are reachin' for your feet He'll drag you down to hell.
If Mandy Patinkin Was a HORRORSE@stonecutter.bsky.social · last mo.Kansas Football’s hype video for the Mizzou game features John Brown.
I'm reposting from a place of hilarity (but do go back to the top of this thread for the MAGAcon analysis)
Tressie McMillan Cottom@tressiemcphd.bsky.social · last mo.Danna, you’re moving from a place of doubt. Who did this to you, an absent parent? Yeah, I can tell. I was once just like you, thinking I wasn’t good enough to klarna first class flights to the Texaspalooza Executive Circle Leadership Summit. I let doubt put a ceiling on my belief.
Plese repost & share! Teachinge or studyinge *The Canterbury Tales* at the universitye level? Heere ys a free, open access, scholar-creatid resource: #OA #OER opencanterburytales.lsusites.org
The Open Access Companion to the Canterbury Tales – The new way to learn about old books
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Hey now, speaking as an Ohioan, that's pretty... ...pretty fair, I guess.
The Almighty Tallest@spooknine.bsky.social · last mo.You guys gave us a lot of astronauts then went completely off the rails
An American abroad squabbles with his ex, then sells his business and takes a road trip with his new best friend.
Dan Hon@danhon.com · 2mo agoMake your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A chief technology officer is worried about keeping his spreadsheets private.
Boobs over waist Sign of good taste Waist over boobs Y'all are such rubes bsky.app/profile/tame...
Tamera Clark@tameraclark.bsky.social · 2mo agoSo funny. I’ve seen two outfits this week with a similar theme of waist over boobs.
I wonder if this guy heard how every Flock camera has 2-3 pounds of copper and 1-2 grams of gold in it.
journeyman folklorist@aniceburrito.bsky.social · 2mo agoCops had footage from a nearby camera of this guy destroying a Flock camera and the grand jury still tossed the case👍
A quick summary of the case as of February: allaboutlawyer.com/scofield-v-g... tl;dr: 'The court’s ruling made clear that presenting false factual claims as the product of “psychic intuition” does not shield a creator from defamation liability.'
Scofield V. Guillard, The TikTok Psychic Ashley Lawsuit Explained
University of Idaho history professor Rebecca Scofield sued TikTok tarot card reader Ashley Guillard in federal court in December 2022. Scofield alleged that
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq.@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 8mo agoIf you’re following the pro se tiktok psychic Idaho murders defamation case (which you should be), she’s now trying to disqualify a juror www.courtlistener.com/docket/66679...
Five very tall, thin gentlemen regally dressed in silks and satins, plumed hats, and buckled shoes rushed up to the car, stopped short, mopped five brows, caught five breaths, unrolled five parchments, and began talking in turn. “Greetings!” “Salutations!” “Welcome!” “Good afternoon!” “Hello!”
