Heather Muse
@heathermuse.bsky.social
A knitter and cat mom with a sneaker problem. Audience and strategy roles Reviewed/USAToday, Fortune, Dataminr, Long Lead. Lucy Van Pelt sun, Charlie Brown moon, Sally Brown rising
El primo latino de Count Binface www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...
White elephant in the room: Colombia swears in costumed anti-corruption activist as senator
Luis Carlos Rúa revealed himself to be Elefante blanco just three days before election for ‘his own safety’. Now he is tackling graft from senate floor
theguardian.com
Imagine a job where you’re a writer but only allowed to cover whatever is on this chart. (@markyarm.bsky.social and I don’t have to.)
the Billboard Modern Rock chart from 30 years ago today — August 3, 1996.
RETIRE. HIS. GODDAMN. NUMBER.
Remembering #RedSox Hall of Famer, the great Tim Wakefield today, on what would have been his 60th birthday. On the field, a Sox great. A consummate profession. Off the field, and more importantly, a good man whose legacy remains and who is gone far too soon.
“To me, the fact that the photos inspired such extreme pedantry speaks to their power.” This will make your morning.
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Sing in me, Muse, and through me tell the story of how a small group of commando otters were responsible for the Bay of Pigs fiasco.
Sounds like otter chaos.
“A perfectionist, Conolly would sometimes berate his bandmates or complain about the monitors until it was chaos on stage.”
I more knew OF the Lyres and DMZ than actually knew their work, but what I heard I enjoyed. Sad news indeed.
i use them lavishly and now I am putting EVEN MORE in my next book, i won't let slopifiers take my precious m-dashes from me!!!! yes the semicolon is great and all, but real writing heads know the m-dash truly is the shit!
I HAVE BEEN USING EM DASHES MY WHOLE LIFE AND REFUSE TO LET AI TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME
On my way back from the gym an old lady leaned out her car window and yelled “LeBron James is coming to Philly!” meaning that I heard from an old lady yelling out her car before I read the news. Score another one for old ladies over traditional media
Philly's got LeBron James, partial claim to the current pope, hosting the World Cup under our belt, and the two best mascots in history. We are unf--kwithable. Can't wait to see what's next.
It'S Always Sunny In Philadelphia Iasip
ALT: It'S Always Sunny In Philadelphia Iasip
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This is insanity — especially given the incoherence of the WHCA redoing their celebratory dinner with Trump tonight.
News outlets that covered the US-Saudi nuclear deal without mentioning that Jared Kushner, Trump’s top foreign policy advisor, is getting paid by the Saudi government: WSJ NYT AP Reuters CNN NBC ABC CBS The Guardian Semafor Washington Post Fox News New York Post BBC Newsweek MS NOW
An opportunity to relive my high school glory days here. It’s even an upgrade from my 1986 Taurus GS wagon.
12k-Mile 1993 Ford Taurus GL Wagon at No Reserve
I am absolutely begging Democratic politicians to make media reform a centerpiece of their policy platforms
Local U.S. TV News Will Soon Be Entirely Right Wing Propaganda
Thanks to the destruction of media consolidation limits, Republicans will soon enjoy propaganda and market domination over what's left of local U.S. news.
karlbode.com
Why does it look like the smarmy kid from the Encyclopedia Brittanica ads from the late 80s/early 90s?
Me and my friends would've killed this thing with hammers I can tell you that much.
Thank god there are no gender studies classes anymore otherwise we might be able to figure out what's going on here.
Hegseth announced they're gonna start screening for T and administering testosterone treatment for warriors found wanting
Sharing a gift link to this because I know when I was caretaking my mom every ounce of validation that I was doing something emotionally, physically, professionally and financially impossible helped me feel less alone
Opinion | This Is One of the Hardest Jobs in America. Millions Are Doing It Alone. (Gift Article)
Behind closed doors, millions of Americans are stepping into one of the hardest roles they’ll ever take on: caring for their aging parents.
nytimes.com
I learned from a group text and legit thought that it was just a regular kind of retirement announcement
I am so glad this dream came true for him.
In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW
Colonial Boston Drone Soldier is real and they can hurt you.
Getting some Apocalypse Rain rn and it’s like living inside a car wash
Massachusetts is about as pure of a distillation of America as you can get. It's where the country started, it's filled with precious national history, it's a paragon of education and civic engagement, it's filled with the loudest and most irritating people alive.
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