After my '93 Pontiac Grand Am was totaled while parked in front of my parents house on Saturday, I needed a car to get to work on Monday; went to the dealership, found a '93 Plymouth Duster with a stick and had a day to learn. I stalled a lot those first few days but haven't owned an auto since
Dennie Edwards@dennieedwards.bsky.social · 4d agoQOTD: What car did you learn to drive a manual transmission in? I learned in a friend’s 1987 Chevy Spectrum.
Anti-trans Democrats are spreading poison when we can least afford it, during elections in this ongoing fascist takeover. As a strategy, it’s a recipe for failure. As a moral stand, it’s reprehensible. PS I’m the father of young trans woman and I’ll never forgive anyone who makes her life harder.
HBO just released a new trailer for counting to 100. I know I'm supposed to have outgrown it, but it feels so magical to see all my old friends again: 7, 20, 5, and this time they even managed to include 22.
Pouring one out for the ending of the Pro Bowl and posting my one favorite memory: The 2006 Pro Bowl when Sean Taylor briefly killed Brian Moorman on a fake punt play
just sang "I'm not a trad wife I just cook a lot" in a Big Pun voice while pickling onions if you want to narrow in on my exact demographic
this is the literacy crisis, what the hell kinds of puns are they teaching our children
nobody steal my idea: a podcast about AD&D and anarchism, called "THAC0 and Vanzetti"
fortunato, wearing a subhumans t-shirt, as montresor leads him down to where he put the vinyl he just bought:
Gwen Snyder is uncivil@gwensnyder.bsky.social · 5mo agoLike buddy if you're gonna have us down here I appreciate it but for the love of god at least put some duct tape on the disintegrating asbestos first
God forbid an official get into Auric farming.
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 5mo agoA senior CIA official was arrested last week after investigators found hundreds of gold bars worth over $40 million stashed in his Virginia residence, a small fortune that he apparently brought home from work, according to court papers.
crab picking is annoying and underwhelming. a crab is an ingredient, not a meal, make it into a crab cake or bisque or something and then we're talking.
John Moe@johnmoe.bsky.social · 5mo agoHere I invite you to be a micro-heretic. To bring small shame on your people. Tell me about a highly praised thing in your hometown/area that all locals LOVE except YOU. I’m from the Seattle area. Taco Time is nothing special. Bland. Not horrible but not worth going out of your way. Now you go!
if Formula 1 can get specific weather updates like "rain expected around turn 11, starting by lap 25" surely Maryland Deathfest rates something like "heavy rain during God Dethroned, easing up in time for Rotting Christ"
a weather report specific to Maryland Deathfest taking place in Baltimore's Inner Harbor Thursday through Sunday would be greatly appreciated, here's the set times deathfests.com/set-times/
Ten years ago “boingo hotspot” was one of the worst collections of syllables you could hear. But now it’s a beloved phrase we all love to encounter
Also, UK death/thrash metal band Cancer is playing Maryland Deathfest in Baltimore starting a month from today. History really does repeat itself, first as tragedy, then as mosh pit
Full Story Baltimore@fullstorybaltimore.tours · 7mo agoCasual FYI that the Tyson family's chromium processing plant in Baltimore gave a lot of people lung cancer, and Dr Anna Baetjer's discovery & proof of this causation basically established the field of environmental toxicology
Taking a page out of the 90's Usenet handbook, "The lurkers support me in email"
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 9mo agoTrump alludes to his bad polls: "It just amazes me that there is not more support out there. We actually have a silent support."
BREAKING: the 2YAC discord server is reaching a boiling point over an argument about whether Taco Bell is a) good and/or b) mexican food, more on this as it develops
every time I give reddit another shot I see the worst thing ever
real missed opportunity to integrate Fulci into the olympics opening ceremony like Gojira in Paris
hell yeah
Limp Bizkit - Gold Cobra
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Emoji Caresser@lizrummy.bsky.social · 9mo agoFrom @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X) "Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal? Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail… Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you. Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
E-I-H-T, now should i continue? yeah, you left out the G cuz the G aint in you
