Our Ennobled and Innocent Taco Bell vs their Sinister Disease-Ridden Chipotle
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 2d ago“Chipotle Mexican Grill Inc. removed jalapeños from multiple stores in Minnesota after learning the peppers may be linked to a salmonella outbreak in the state that’s sickened 110 people.”
Just 3 months ago the FDA approved experimental access to the first drug for pancreatic cancer, which was considered the last "undruggable" cancer
a slug🍚🐝🌱🦌💽🫙🚉@drunk.moe · 3w agoI think not enough ppl talk about all of the insane medical breakthroughs we've had in the past 15 years
LETS FLY A MODIFIED AIRLINER INTO THE FIRE AND DROP SHIT THAT WILL PUT IT OUT
[hot ones] me: *finishes off gallon of milk* sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
i hate that AI companies have muddied the word "generative" Generative art: procedural art created using a *system of mathematical rules designed intentionally* by the artist. AI-generated: created by automated systems (LLMs) using opaque, extractive processes unknown to both the user and viewer.
The baby stole her dad's whole face and now I live every day under this reign of terror
David Foster Wallace and Ms. Rachel doing the same trademark headband really
Feel like this is all downstream from still not being healed from the hold Nevver had on Tumblr in 2011
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
Hank Green x Illuminaughty Meltdown Collab
"you know Brandon I just really think anyone that doesn't appreciate a fruit forward Zinfandel is a pussy"
My bf is a Giants fan and this coming out one fact at a time over several hours last night was fun. “He was already injured and got hurt out drinking…on a scooter…which he crashed…into a truck? …a FIRE ENGINE? …IT RAN OVER HIS FOOT? HE DID THE SAME THING IN COLLEGE??” nypost.com/2026/07/31/s...
Harrison Bader suffers ‘major injury’ after crashing scooter into fire truck — which then runs over him
A late-night scooter accident, the details of which remain hazy, will be the memory of Harrison Bader’s forgettable first season in San Francisco.
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i got too much fuckin wicker on me
rob@ok-but-still.bsky.social · 6d agoi'm done looking at shit for a while
If I won the lottery I would hire an interior designer and just say “Columbo murderer” while waving my hand around my home office.
Honda really fumbled the bag on the Odyssey's marketing moment huh
People are right to be mad about it but also the story of the sex robot being sent to teach elementary school because the company pivoted could be a beautiful Blade Runner spin off
The "how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family" tweet was good but I don't know what the people who repost it under every single family annihilator story want newspapers to do, there aren't a lot of mugshots following murder-suicides
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I'm sure if Nolan made a movie about something I know a lot about, I'd also get annoyed at everyone hooting about it. But thankfully I don't know much about a lot of stuff, so I can safely enjoy a movie for dumb guys
Shoutout to this kickstarter I got an ad for, hope you find a lot of backers for your trademarked concept of putting a table on the porch
getting emotional and quietly singing "my country tis of thee... sweet land of liberty" to myself at the smithsonian american history museum big gulp display
