god moves in mysterious ways. i bet he sits weird too

what do you mean sometimes you're not working. i'm working all the time. where i go, my work goes. im working from the mattress. a snooze and schmooze. livin the dream around the clock day and night. im closing deals from the shitter. i'm a never quitter

a silly face who isn't silly? *dramatic dun dun dun*

they’re always saying about me, i bet that guy supports unions. just look at him. he’s making under two hundred thousand dollars per year. he got laid off a year or two ago. he must be thirty or forty years old. his whole thing screams that he regrets not unionizing his workplace

United Videogame Workers-CWA@videogameworkers.bsky.social · 5h ago

"Much like last year, union support was higher among workers making under $200,000 per year, people who’d been laid off sometime in the past two years, and those younger than 45 years old"

in search of accomplish, i murder someone for you and you murder someone for me, then we go our own ways

was i the only one not having sex with jensen huang

being in a polycule that splits the rent aint nothin new. just look at threes company

At this point it's obvious that at current rates of progress, Jensen Huang will be having affairs with every living person on earth by 2034. We need to start investing in infrastructure to support this or risk being left behind

i don’t eat plants for the calories, it’s not for energy, no. i eat them for their secrets

boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. we are both very poor

look, geology rocks. but if you think paint dries slow, get lost. it aint for you

turns out my state is not one of them and on that note i’d like to announce that i am a professional geologist avaible for paid geology and competitive rates hit me up

Brandon Bishop@brandontbishop.bsky.social · 9h ago

People can talk about rocks all they want, but calling yourself a geologist *professionally* in like 38 states is, uh, legally frought.

all for ugly ai generated illustrations that everyone hates

Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌@chanda.blacksky.app · 14h ago

”more than half of those polled telling the AOI that their overall illustration income had fallen during the previous year. For 22 percent, it had fallen by more than half.”

if you’re nervous speaking just imagine your audience is beneath contempt and carry a big gun

i’m glad people don’t talk much about israel having nukes. it’s not pleasant to think about

still laughing at my friend (and former @theonion.com writer) john krewson's bit

Do you remember how Lula's people said they won by focusing on their own people and not giving their opponents any engagement or oxygen? Anyway back to reading and posting every single stupid fucking thing someone awful or evil says anywhere in the world about the election we just won

remember when everyone was mad at the idea of being mean to people who buy teslas. well i never stopped. to neighbors, drntists, and other memebers of my community who have bought one, i will be mean to you until one of us dies

if you’re using linux which you are then you must know that linux jesus had one thing for jensen huang’s nvidia

great artists steal. they smuggle, they forge, they double deal. really great artists time travel so that they had it first. superb artists cause irreconcilable differences between space and time

Jensen Huang to step back from leadership in order to spend more time away from his family

Jensen Huang to step down as CEO of Nvidia to focus on adultery

there’s a group of people who ruin everything, it’s always them, every time it’s like of course they did, is there something good that they aren’t on a mission to destroy. we all know who they are. on the count of three lets all say it at the same time

i don’t want what you have, i want to have always had it. i want the joy you experienced when you first got it. and if i can’t have that i want revenge

jensen huang this jensen huang that, how about then send one graphics card to me. ok, no. how do i delete this

one reason i don’t fix most typos is because that’s something someone else makes you do. like a teacher. compelled to do so by the typing police. but i’m a free man. and i will not compromise my values

you have stock in Nvidia? the sex cult???

like there’s taking and then there’s taking, i don’t want to put your money in my pocket, i want to make it my money by way of my actions. for you and i and everyone else to agree that it’s mine and belongs with me. in fact, fuck you for ever having my money. hand it over. #billionairemindset

in minnesota do they call goose “greyduck” and they probably say “whats good for the greyduck is good for the gander” also ‘gander is what they call people from michican