Catch me saying "Hello-te"

tania ⊹@synthstatic.bsky.social · 25m ago

mexican street corn perfume

reminded today we did an entire "Stupid Comics" that was just photoshopping beer bottles onto "Tippy Teen" covers misterkitty.net/extras/stupi...

suspiciously green?? my man what exactly are your suspicions

Jess Calarco@jessicacalarco.com · 18h ago

Spoken like a man who has never had to shop for himself.

“Boston is a threat to the country.”

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 18h ago

Trump: "The thing they should look at is blue states and blue cities. Cities run by Democrats. Because that's really the threat to the country. Because they're a disaster."

AIPAC should have given me $30m instead. I wouldn’t have run for office with it or said anything nice about Israel, I just want $30m.

brisk baby what are you doing

stiller mobile

When your next Gundam Fight match-up is against Neo Hong-Kong.

Prairie Rose Clayton@hooverdam.bsky.social · 21h ago

This is a threat

Hang the sign up on the door. 🚪 Herve Renard is back with Côte d'Ivoire. 🇨🇮

Man Incognito@sjbrewer.bsky.social · yesterday

[Official] Hervé Renard is the new Cote d'Ivoire NT manager

This is a threat

…Making weary travelers crash into the nearby Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame?

WNBA@wnba.com · yesterday

Welcome, Cleveland Sirens!

someone on horse girls using the name Bob Braffert, good work

really incredible stuff here

I don't know how many know this, but one of the perks of being an Eisner Award winner is a lifetime free pass to SDCC. What it does NOT come with is a lifetime free hotel room. Which is why so few of us take advantage of that...

Zack Davisson@zackdavisson.com · yesterday

Picked up my Eisner Award from Gary Groth at @fantagraphics.bsky.social ! Looks good on the shelf next to its pals!

T.S. Eliot: "yo, dudes, you dare me to eat this peach?"

....so we're not investing in french onion now?

Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · yesterday

Gotta love the “or stocks” part. Like Gemini realized its first answer was nuts so it tried to wedge in a better one.

Most normal RHPS fan

Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · yesterday

in insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...

This place obviously fished their lobster from the same place that spawned Blinky, the 3 eyed fish from the Simpsons

Watcher at the Gate@watcheratthegate.bsky.social · yesterday

Check out the very normal lobster that made a shitty restaurant go viral in my city recently

Yes to this, and also why I struggle to understand transphobic professional female athletes. You think this little of yourself? You think ANY guy can just show up and beat you? This is just garden variety sexism, against yourself?

Rodger Sherman@rodger.bsky.social · yesterday

You can see the very obvious throughline from “men could transition and easily dominate women’s sports” to “women’s sports are lesser and shouldn’t be taken seriously” to “women shouldn’t play sports” to “here are the acceptable life choices for women”

URBEX SAFETY FROM A PRO

Norm@bloatytoe.bsky.social · yesterday

Occasionally my job includes wandering through vacant and/or abandoned spaces looking for metering devices that are still on system but no longer in use. I love this part of the job.

loooolazo

Tom Bogert@tombogert.bsky.social · 2d ago

💣🇲🇽 BREAKING: LA Galaxy in advanced talks to sign Mexican winger Chucky Lozano from San Diego on loan, per sources - Not done but trending well - Likely DP, but SD holding some salary - SD gave permission for Galaxy to negotiate w/ Chucky w/ @paultenorio.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/749...

I didn’t have a hookup, I had a

BRO, YOU ARE DANGEROUSLY SUPPLE, BRO

Maladroithe@maladroithe.bsky.social · 2d ago

This is how we get white men to do skincare

got a handy there before it went corporate

The Onion@theonion.com · 2d ago

Small Town’s Make-Out Point Purchased By Multinational Make-Out Conglomerate https://theonion.com/small-towns-make-out-point-purchased-by-multinational-make-out-conglomerate/

you motherfucker

HTTP 1.1/418 Eldritch Teapot of R'lyeh@rmd1023.bsky.social · 2d ago

I’ll just leave this link here. youtu.be/Z0ZyTHfEwxc

waiting for the smoke to announce that they've elected a new MLS commissioner

Butt

kids today never gonna know the feeling of "I've only seen one episode of this show and THIS RERUN IS IT"

Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 3d ago

It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better

Country Dance Before the Archdukes (flipped, detail), by Jan Brueghel the Elder, 1623, 📸 by Bart Young