I don’t get out much, but I absolutely got out for this. Thank you @rifftrax.com @billcorbett.bsky.social #mst3k #stingofdeath #oliveloaf
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@hotsietozzi.bsky.social
Maker of soft things. Hard as hell. I love you.
[Pam from HR staring at my Bluesky page] What did you mean when you said, “Hyucking on Goofy’s dick till he gawrshed”
📌Google maps. These sniveling tech companies and the billionaires who own them are grotesque — geographically and morally lost. We must never forget who surrendered to hate and fascism.
he’s in this one, as is the Pupette formerly known as Pickles, alongside (formerly known as) Dave, and yep they’re @hotsietozzi.bsky.social originals honey youtu.be/QXd9r6N1XYU
Puppet Anxiety
YouTube video by Bingo Bangou
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my kid (not featured in this particular vid w face, but def w voice) has acquired a few @hotsietozzi.bsky.social handmade pupettes, and bb, youtu.be/d19Xy6pYwzs
Prank phone call (GONE WRONG)
YouTube video by Bingo Bangou
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live your life in such a way that when someone else dies, everyone isn’t wishing it was you instead
Mitch McConnell called. He said he won’t be able to make it in today cuz he ate too many chili cheese dogs (12)
🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump ADMITTED to doing 9/11 live on the air, as he calls for war on Israel. 🚨 Hear the stunning confession now!!!
It's the USA's 250th anniversary. Alright everyone, let's pack it in. We had a bad run.
Aw nuts! Can’t go back to Walmart just because my helper ape “Touchy Ann” tore a toddler in half in the diaper aisle :-(
Ah yes House of Dragons is back! All my favorite characters: Aegon , Ameon, Aegeyar, Aegalon, Aegeon, Aegistar, Aemritsar and of course The Wolf Snake!
Sad news. I just found out my favorite carpenter ant is a snitch. :-(
In case you missed it, I am running a fundraiser this month for our local animal shelter! Our region has been hit hard by housing insecurity and other socioeconomic issues in the past few years so their services are more needed than ever. Please help if you can! ❤️ givebutter.com/mollys-birth...
Molly's Birthday for Shelter Kitties!
Cats can't get jobs so they need our help.
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Recently, I received a surprise bill for $342 from a billing agency for a routine medical exam I had TWO years ago. I checked my insurance online — it showed it had been fully paid. I called my insurance — they saw that it was fully paid. 🧵
Hognose snakes are the drama queens of the serpent world. Thanatosis is how the small snakes hope to avoid predation, theatrically fakings death. Original post
Me, never mentioning or searching anything related to pants or fashion. Instagram, non stop, for the past few days: "Jeff, have you considered giant pants?"
Many frowned upon this, but I finally taught my cat how to smoke.
I go on long runs on Saturday mornings so I eat a ton of food on Friday nights. Just between us, on the Saturdays I don't plan on running, I still eat a ton of food on Friday nights.