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Ami - BUY MY BOOK 🏳️‍⚧️📚💙@amithero.bot · 15h ago

hello I am modern aaa game designer. the shareholders told me to make the game longer. I do not wish to make the game longer. they told me to make the game longer or I lose job. I make the player collect 6 potatoes for 5% damage resistance. The shareholders are happy. I've been laid off.

Crushed@silenttakedown.bsky.social · yesterday

yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore

a screenshot from the upcoming remake of Tomb Raider 1. lara croft is looking at her phone in the middle of an ancient ruin, and it's showing her a generic crafting menu, and a png of saucepan of stew that apparently her phone lets her cook for "Damage resistance" if she has 6 potatoes
Stephen Thompson@idislikestephen.bsky.social · 5h ago

When I worked for The Onion, practically everyone who visited the office would ask how they could submit headlines. This one stoner delivery guy was so persistent, we finally told him he could submit 10 headlines on spec and we'd take a look. First one on his list was "Shit and poop are Stinky!!!"

Jon Bois@jonbois.bsky.social · 7h ago

if i wrote for the onion i'd write a headline that was like "Breaking News: The president is an orange!" and then you'd click it and the article would be like "An orange-haired no-good crook, that is!" that might seem a little mean-spirited but the way i see it, i'd get a click and you'd get a laugh

Supper Mario Broth@mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 3d ago

2002 Super Mario Sunshine promotion on Nintendo's official Australian site, featuring a floating Mario head voiced by Charles Martinet talking about how excited he is to "come down under next weekie" and to be "upside down in Australia".

i'm alice@heyimheroic.bsky.social · 4d ago

This Mii, Matt, was created today, 20 years ago. He first appeared in Wii Sports which released just a few months after. We can tell exactly when he was created by datamining his file in Wii Music: August 30th, 2006, at 4:24 AM.

Matt (Wii)screenshot of Matt (Wii) in Wii Sports as the champion of boxing
Cut and Obscure Video Game Content@cutvideogame.bsky.social · 5d ago

Did you know? After 20 years and an active competitive scene, a new Super Smash Bros. Melee technique called "Hyper Ground Cancelling Aerial Lift" was found. To use it, hit the X or Y button. It is currently under debate whether this technique is tournament legal or not.