*wicks away all ur moisture*

scientists won't tell you that fire is alive and covets your human body

Tony sprouted wings last week and now he won't shut the fuck up about them

It is 2026 and a $10 sandwich is considered a deal.

Racket@racketmn.com · 3d ago

A dandy deal in Dinkytown. racketmn.com/best-budget-...

NO FUCKING WAY

Alexander Williams@floatinginwaves.bsky.social · 3d ago

Sean Bean’s real name will shock you

this guy gets it

too bad they had to open the skeleton closet to get the bribe money out

The Diarrhea Lettuce Company Has Been Linked to Forced Labor

The lettuce-producing Taylor Farms was linked to the widespread use of prison labor before its involvement in a cyclospora outbreak.

futurism.com

bring back shame

Susie "Nickname In Quotes" Beeca@susiebeeca.bsky.social · 4d ago

Ah, this warms the cockles of my cold, dead heart. Wait til you see the price a TERF had to pay for lying about a trans woman. "...also be required to publish a court-approved apology that must remain pinned on their social media channels for three months" www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/07/an-a...

Didn't this desiccated bitch say he was leaving the party? Why is he still allowed to talk?

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 4d ago

One of my favorite things recently is James Carville FaceTiming into centrist festivals from his death bed with no recline to complain about any Democrat under the age of 60. Invariably his corpse winds up on Fox News. Master of communications right here.

Everything went to shit after he died

mattie lubchansky@mattielubchansky.com · 5d ago

Prince Rogers Nelson (June 7, 1958 – April 21, 2016), known mononymously as Prince, was an American singer, songwriter, musician, dancer, actor, and filmmaker. Often credited as one of the greatest musicians of his generation, he pioneered the Minneapolis sound and was influential in the evolution o

The median voter (!) now says Abolish ICE and if you don't think a big chunk of that has to do with Trump and Vance, then I don't know what to tell you. He's speaking to normies right now. Not some fringe left group. We got yoga pants Brentwood types putting themselves in from of ICE vans now.

neuse river hag@neuseriverhag.bsky.social · 5d ago

i honestly want to talk to someone who thinks this is a bad thing to say

let us not forget that this is not only the pedophile presidency, the plague presidency and the grand fraud presidency, it is also the air disaster presidency

Al Jazeera English@aljazeera.com · 5d ago

US military says F-35B jet fighter crashes in California, pilot safe https://aje.news/uma76x

Proud of my country, Minnesota

AV Hiero@avhiero.bsky.social · 5d ago

nice.

It’s genuinely eye-opening.

Rachel Cohen@cohen489.bsky.social · 5d ago

want to be clear there are absolutely big differences b/t Dems & GOP, don’t ascribe to all-the-same, and that said, it’s awfully telling how many high profile Dems now profess to prefer a Republican in office than a progressive and how that appears to be driven by who is closer to their values

Sure, we’re doing extrajudicial killings that should shame all those involved for generations, but at least it also totally fails to achieve the stated objectives.

Deadly U.S. boat strikes have failed to curb cocaine supply, Pentagon and DEA officials say

The president says Operation Southern Spear has virtually ended drug trafficking by sea. Pentagon and DEA analysts have concluded otherwise.

wapo.st

Matt Eminem@legalleadtheway.bsky.social · 4w ago

The knock-on effects of Joint Task Force Sea Murder will include generational eye-rolling at any U.S. pronouncements on LOAC. Both a crime spree & a colossal own-goal.

Who says cops never have to face any consequences.

dr @abdulelsayed.bsky.social is correct here & @amyklobuchar.com should take some notes (she won’t)

Gillian Branstetter@gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 5d ago

El Sayed: "When it comes to trans rights, this is the right to get the health care that you need...It’s the right not to be discriminated against by your government because of who you are. Because what tends to happen is they come for theirs, then they come for yours"

ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil

man all the trans women in the wnba must feel awkward right about now what? theres zero? theres been zero in the entire history of the wnba? theres zero trans women playing division I college basketball? huhh????? but this is the defining issue of our day???

Defector@defector.com · 6d ago

WNBA suspends Seattle Storm minority owner for being rude to transphobic shitheads:

A bar sign in Japan

really not a fan of how recent displays of even very light, inoffensive support for trans people have been met with transphobes complaining to the mods and the mods genuinely intervening that it is in fact not allowed

Defector@defector.com · 6d ago

WNBA suspends Seattle Storm minority owner for being rude to transphobic shitheads:

This is way more offensive to me as a Jew than anything Abdul has ever done

@thejrocktv.bsky.social · 6d ago

She knows she’s losing so she said let’s just go mask off.

Tell me the one again about DSA leftists and their insane ideas that will drive normal voters away ...

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7d ago

TUBERVILLE: Fauci killed 9 million people FOX BUSINESS: Yeah. We can't prove that, right? TUBERVILLE: We can

Don't let your cats outside off of a leash. If you choose not to put your shopping cart back in the corral, you're an asshole. You are under no obligation to separate the art from the artist.

Zach Weinersmith@zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

I'd like to believe I'm worth fixing