Hirono to Patel: "I'm still pretty mystified as to why beastiality was taken off the list. You have been so drunk that briefings have been rescheduled so you could sleep it off."
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"Here it is, your moment of Zen."
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The best part about Lindsey Graham is he's dead. The worst part about Lindsey Graham dying is now I have to come up with a fancy dinner to celebrate
remember, be careful what you post on a day like this. If you do it right, you can get illegally fired for being disrespectful to Lindsay Graham and then win a massive lawsuit about 10 months from now and retire with 2 million in your pocket
Listening to @michaelhobbes.bsky.social & @notalawyer.bsky.social dunk on the shittiest podcast is hilarious. Why do all the WaPo contributors sound like they are reading from a script written by Sarah Vowell and they don't get the joke.
Two men promised a $1.1 million 3D printer could fix this town’s housing crisis. To this day, the one duplex it printed still isn’t finished. A $590,000 deposit for the printer was forfeited. And the more reporter Molly Parker asked questions, the weirder things got: propub.li/4nlU1VD
Qatar levels with Switzerland, dude got Mossed for a header at Levi's Stadium
SOURCE CALL: If you work at Monster and have thoughts about your employer sponsoring the Trump admin's UFC show on the White House lawn this coming weekend, I'd love to hear from you. Email dave@dinfontay.com or securely text dinfontay.11 on Signal. Anonymity available!
It seems overnight the White House has been replaced by a Monster Energy Drink branded UFC cage
In general, the idea that every voter suppression tactic and attempt to erase Black representation is actually going to backfire due to xyz is a really easy way for people to convince themselves they don’t have to actually do anything.
If you’ve shared a “libraries are the only data centers we need” post in the last month and haven’t visited your local library or used its resources, get on it.
Scott Pelley was ousted from CBS News in the exact manner Bari Weiss *thinks* she was ousted from NYT
Chicago today. ICE back on their bullshit.
During that scuffle, one of the agents dropped a magazine fully loaded with ammunition on the street (a supervisor retrieved that magazine minutes after the agents left the scene). chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
Hey @parkermolloy.com, the Riot Fest lineup has been released. Any surprises or must sees?
A PhD student at Stanford noticed her classmates were asking Al to write their breakup texts. So she ran a study. It got published in Science, one of the most selective journals in the world. What she found should make every person who uses ChatGPT for advice deeply uncomfortable.
(lights a cigarette) Kid, let me tell you of the glory days of the local BBS you signed into at 300 baud (takes a drag from the cigarette) (chokes violently on the cigarette because he doesn't actually smoke)
The internet was extremely fun once upon a time, old ppl remember this
It doesn’t sound like the latest imminent peace deal is that imminent.
I like listening/reading @hollyanderson.bsky.social, @edsbs.bsky.social, @bomani-jones.bsky.social, @foxworthshow.bsky.social, @pablo.show, & @minakimes.bsky.social because, while we might agree on a lot of social issues, they push me to reflect and read on those issues to be a better person.
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“Not as long as Vietnam” is some truly top tier marketing for this war.
Q: What do you say to the American people who question how much longer this will take? Obviously you know they're having higher gas prices TRUMP: You're such a disgrace. Did you hear what I just said? How many years was Vietnam?
Hey White House press corps! Here’s someone you should invite to sit at your table Saturday night! A real journalist!
BREAKING: The Pentagon has fired the Stars and Stripes ombudsman — the role Congress created to protect the military paper's editorial independence — after she publicly criticized the DOD's overhaul of the publication. w/ @liamjscott.bsky.social www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
So much false equivalence in media on gerrymandering in Texas vs California & Virginia. California and Virginia maps approved by the voters. That's a huge difference not enough people pointing out
BREAKING: WASHINGTON (AP) — Virginia voters approve new US House districts that could aid Democrats in midterm elections.