Iphigenia V

@iphigenia.northsky.social

millenial chungus, train weirdo, lighting genius, niche pervert

the first intervention the doctors suggested to me to address the various chronic pain issues that have been plaguing me for the past 6 months was to double my daily water intake and i'm on day 2 of that and fuck me it's helping

First of all, it's not "millenial optimism" it's "millennial sincerity". Second of all, go listen to all the actual good music that inspired all the shitty stomp clamp hey stuff. MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME

It has been zero (0) days since I've seen trans women say the absolute worst shit about other trans women on the internet can we PLEASE stop doing this. If I have to see one more "actually Blanchard's typology is good" post I'm gonna lose it.

northeast regional engineer blew the horn at full blast to salute a bunch of foamers on the platform AT AN UNDERGROUND STATION and now i have a headache and both my ear drums hurt BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I GOT TO WATCH A BUNCH OF FOAMERS HIGH FIVE THE HEARING DAMAGE WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT

On the one hand it's monstrous what the UK is doing to trans people re: hospital segregation but on the other hand why are the hospital wards gender-segregated in the first place??? Is it still 1842 over there??? Do I live in a bubble and is this is a common thing everywhere else?

Sony has decided to give me 100 billion dollars to make 31 biopics about the members of Black Flag. People are scoffing at this idea and calling it "quite possibly the worst use of money in history" but I'll win over the public once they see my Jim "Kansas" Dearman film I swear

Black Flag member timeline
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 3w ago

Sony is considering releasing all 4 ‘BEATLES’ biopics on the same day in April 2028. Another idea being considered is offering a 4-pack of tickets to encourage fans to buy tickets to all 4 films at once. (Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)

someone i know is starting a "faith based latex discussion group" and instead of whatever that is i'm gonna put on a rubber outfit and go watch the re-release of the devils like the lord intended

I've now moved on to making "reading other Thomas Pynchon novels that aren't Gravity's Rainbow" my whole personality because you have to give it up for a guy who can write in a "Soup of the Day implies Soup of the Night" joke without missing a beat.

I'm not transcribing this verbatim but the image is a passage from Thomas Pynchon's "Inherent Vice" where he deftly inserts a joke about Soup of the Night in the middle of a passage about a woman hallucinating being a cyborg.