Irelephant ☑
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when my roomba learns how to do a sick backside 360 kickflip it's all over for those dust bunnies
Working on a post and just learned that "zombies eat brains" only goes back to "Return of the Living Dead" in 1985. Before that, they just ate flesh. Put another way: brains are a zombie fad diet from the 1980s
reddwarf honestly works way better than I expected, just creating and interacting with posts is a bit unpolished rn.
I hear and see your concerns. Over the weekend, a couple users hosted on Blacksky's PDS were banned from the Bluesky app and thus the Bluesky API servers. This was a weakness of our system I've been aware of and hoped we had more time to address before any kind of public incident. 1/11
@whey.party does reddward support replying to posts or am i doing something wrong
I support social democrats running mostly because it will radicalize people and show them 1) it’s not enough 2) they will be sabotaged They serve as a radicalization point. I do not think them misusing the term socialism is helpful though
feels like we're living through some kind of cultural gas leak
Microsoft launches ‘vibe working’ in Excel and Word
ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
accept zero moral finger-wagging from people that are willing to call it necessary for children in Palestine to be murdered en masse
charlie kirk died for what he believed in. in a very literal sense: he believed in a world where gun deaths are inevitable and the solution to problems is violence. he excused his own death years before it happened. and if anyone else had been killed he'd already be weaponizing and relativizing it.
The U.K. Online Safety Act was (avowedly, as revealed in a recent High Court case) “not primarily aimed at protecting children” but at regulating “services that have a significant influence over public discourse.”
Sicko confession: I have the cilantro soap thing but I think I’m starting to like it
Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you” Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
i should personally be allowed to enrich uranium. like chill out im not gonna do anything crazy with it ok